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it help and who doesnt it help? stephen colbert is at the center of nancy pelosis argument against super panks. -- super pacs. a spot attacks couhim with a wi here at 30 rock, in the republican race for president, mitt romney says hes not threatened by rick santorums rise this week but judging by the new level of attacks, santorum has the attention of the front runner. >> well, i think youve seen rick santorum get his opportunity now to be one of the leading contenders, he hasnt be...

about, and even he walked out like, "yeah i guess theyre ( bleep )" i dont know what to do anymore. tomorrow night brad pitt will be here. ( cheers and applause ) but they wont be. ( laughter ) here it is. your moment of zen. >> matthew broderick reprizing his iconic 1986 role as ferris bueller. >> buehrle? buehrle? buehrle? >> captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> stephen: tonight i reveal the biggest superpac donors, unless ...

did you know there is always a version of the puppy bowl but with humans? this is its colbert report captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) . >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much. please. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much for joining us, everybody. (cheers and applause) nation, nation t is february 2nd, groundhog day. today crowds gat...

( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) . >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much. please. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much for joining us, everybody. (cheers and applause) nation, nation t is february 2nd, groundhog day. today crowds gathered at gobblers nobody in pennsylvania to find out if punxsutawney phil will junk into the republican race. still time. they also wanted t...

( cheers and applause ) . >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much. please. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much for joining us, everybody. (cheers and applause) nation, nation t is february 2nd, groundhog day. today crowds gathered at gobblers nobody in pennsylvania to find out if punxsutawney phil will junk into the republican race. still time. they also wanted to know how much longer ...

>> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much. please. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much for joining us, everybody. (cheers and applause) nation, nation t is february 2nd, groundhog day. today crowds gathered at gobblers nobody in pennsylvania to find out if punxsutawney phil will junk into the republican race. still time. they also wanted to know how much longer winter would last. and onc...

zen. >> heres our tail forecast. >> thehe captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> stephen: tonight i reveal the biggest superpac donors, unless they call me up in the next five minutes with a cash offer. then legal trouble for the gingrich campaign. he was caught driving while intoxicated with himself. and my guest christian amanpour is here to talk about iran, oh damn, i wanted to talk about i-ran. sunday is the big game, and d...

please. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much for joining us, everybody. (cheers and applause) nation, nation t is february 2nd, groundhog day. today crowds gathered at gobblers nobody in pennsylvania to find out if punxsutawney phil will junk into the republican race. still time. they also wanted to know how much longer winter would last. and once again, phil saw his shadow predicting six more weeks. damn it. ...

folks. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you so much. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much, folks. thats very kind. >> stephen: who am i to fight that, im only one man. folks, and i need your love because folks, this is a bitter sweet evening. because saturday marks the end of an era. the era of caring whom mike huckabee is. (laughter) who is that? oh, thats huckabee. folks, think well all remember where we were when we stopped car...

>> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report! folks. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you so much. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much, folks. thats very kind. >> stephen: who am i to fight that, im only one man. folks, and i need your love because folks, this is a bitter sweet evening. because saturday marks the end of an era. the era of caring whom mike huckabee is. (laughter) who is that? oh, thats huckab...