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Anything weird but maybe it has something to do with the pesticides. >> we have fewer pesticides. joy we have more hormones in the meat. >> there are fewer pesticides because we have fewer gmo foods. >> i dont think it is anything weird. i think it is the fluoride in the water. >> i was the first generation to get the water. i never had cavities. >> andy, you grim massed that the shame is the parents are paying a quarter of the cost. it is coming down on the backs of all of us. if your kid is in...

Out early. >> i didnt think you have to go to the english, but so be it. >> they were british researchers and like i said i wanted to get the cheap shot out of the way early. >> it is a holiday. it is july 4th, so cheap shot away against the brits. >> absolutely. >> goodbye. lets welcome our guests. she is so hot her sneeze can set off a smoke alarm. i am here with brooke goldstein. she is the founder of something called the childrens rights institute. doesnt exist. and the director of the law f...

Parker has been suspended until further notice for describing redskins qb robert griffin the third bayousing a term i have never -- by using a term i have never heard of, bit im sure it was inprop rete. -- appropriate. and the supreme court ruled on whether blaring loud music from the back of your car is inappropriate. apparently it is. >> lets welcome our guests. jed dojedediah bila. jim norton. his latest comedy cd came outlast week called "no baby for you." bill schulz, sorry. and sitting nex...

It was right there. we had plenty of bombs. wait a minute. we considered it? i have to hear about this. andy? >> you will hear about this, tom. dont respond to what i just said. >> just tell me. i guess i have to wait. >> well tell you later. >> i am here with fox business net wore reporter -- network reporter. his latest comedy cd is called image reporter. and sitting next to me who think hes is in line to cease les-mis is john bolten. >>- q. i should we put the -- >> should we put the fair in ...

Their top 50 stupid ideas list. you -- >> you look good tonight. do you have a date? >> i have a date with you and our viewers. >> you look extra scrumptious. >> we will talk about your glasses after the show. lets welcome our guest. she is so hot she is often mistaken for a tiki torch. i am here with ann coulter. her latest book came out tuesday. it is called "mugged, 50 delightful ways to house your hot cocoa, tea and other steaming fluid." i thought it was something political. if hilarity w...

>> it is garbage. give it it a chance. >> there is a difference between having an open mind. >> i am not saying everything is good. you hear a trigger word and you shutdown on it. and that sort of to me is problematic on some level. >> i dont shutdown. i just think it is stupid. >> you dont even know what it represents. >> i dont care what it represents. it is stupid. >> i have an open mind. i dont have to think your comedy cd is funny, but i am not going to laugh because it is supposed to be fu...

Lets pea welcome our guests. lets welcome our guests. she still returns our calls. we are here with jill done son. check out the jill dobson show.com. and he is one of the imrest caw me -- the greatest comedic minds of our time. the comedy cd is called pro joyce. and bill schulz who thinks he is on the set of "good times." sitting next to me is thadeus mcthe coulder. and he is written by hacks who fabricate facts. whats up, pinch? >> we visit east london. 1k3* what is that foggy old barrel for t...

We sent bill schulz to find out, and it is equal parts disturbing and arousing. fwreg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy anniversary, greg? >> anniversary? what anniversary? >> really? >> i dont know what you are talking about. i keep track of things. >> you know what, forget it. it is to the worth it. >> whats today? >> i dont even -- im disgusted with you. start your show. >> go ahead and sulk. lets welcome our gs. she is a delightful treat. it is new york daily news co-host of some weird show ca...

>> i am not into sick things. animal lovers day is a day for people to enjoy and appreciate their stuffed animals. >> what did you think it was? >> oh. >> i was wrong, move on. >> come on. >> let it go. >> you thought it was some kind of furry thing, didnt you? >> he is quite the hair ball, andy. >> we were just friends, greg. >> whatever. >> jealous much? >> why would i be jealous? >> just because i was a shaloopee way before you were. >> that was a longtime ago. >> some things you never forget...

She was doing an impression of brad pitt saying, whats in the box? >> that seems like harmless fun. >> right? i guess it was i can making her wife, chris martin cry. >> i was never a fan. >> you used to play fan "creep" a lot. >> thats radiohead. >> the gala go brothers. >> i listen to circus music in a closet. we are about done. >> whats in the box? >> lets welcome our guest. shes so hot that solar panels are now called patty panels. and they actually work. it is not like the other ones. that w...