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the harvest stuck in ukraine because of a russian blockade — now russia admits it attacked the port of odesa a day after an agreement to resume grain exports. in california, firefighters struggle to contain a wildfire they call "explosive" which has been raging and spreading since friday. and three members of girls aloud stage a charity run in memory of fellow singer sarah harding, who died of breast cancer last year. good evening. after a weekend of gridlocked roads and intense frus...

Its rare for britains Intelligence Community to make a Public Statement about anything. So the fact that gchq felt it had to rebut allegations that it spied on donald trump shows how seriously they took the comments made by the White House Press secretary, sean spicer. Gchq said the claims were nonsense, utterly ridiculous, and should be ignored. £225 i292; £553,516 . £52531 777, Downing Street says its been promised by the white house that the allegations wont be repeated. It is an extraordi...

Some sceptical mps suggested either the prime minister himself would need to change or they might need to change the prime minister. we want this to work but i think for myself— we want this to work but i think for myself i _ we want this to work but i think for myself i am — we want this to work but i think for myself i am deeply troubled by what is going _ myself i am deeply troubled by what is going on_ myself i am deeply troubled by what is going on and we all know if a prime — is goin...

There are very few things in life that feel better than one-upping someone. Not too many of us will admit it, but it feels absolutely amazing when you prove someone wrong, show everyone youre right, and demolish others with well-placed witty comebacks. The best roasts end up on the Clever Comebacks subreddit, a community of nearly 754k members, eagerly combing the corners of the internet for humorous, witty, and razor-sharp comebacks. When it comes to being witty, there are two general approach...

There are very few things in life that feel better than one-upping someone. Not too many of us will admit it, but it feels absolutely amazing when you prove someone wrong, show everyone youre right, and demolish others with well-placed witty comebacks. The best roasts end up on the Clever Comebacks subreddit, a community of nearly 754k members, eagerly combing the corners of the internet for humorous, witty, and razor-sharp comebacks. When it comes to being witty, there are two general approach...

>> i dont think so. i was testifying in the u.s. senate last week and -- >> of course you were. >> and -- as one does and ted cruz introkused me, next witness is a leading canadian human rights activist and top five best selling and he did it with perfect timing by the way. he has tremendous lethal comedy timing. >> if people would like to buy "feline groovy" its available at amazon. >> and itunes and all the good -- weve been kicking harry connicks sad seasonal bust on the christmas album chart...