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cheering and applause that trophy novak djokovic is holding — well, its his 21st grand slam title. as he knows, as everyone here knows, that now puts him just one behind rafael nadal. but when will djokovic�*s next chance come? with his position on covid vaccination, it depends which country will let him in. joe wilson, bbc news, wimbledon. now its time for a look at the weather with darren bett. hello again. its been a hotter day today in strong sunshine. and this evening we have ...

have beat. we have two deliver people. == have to beat. we have two deliver people. » have to deliver for people. prices are rising at their fastest rate for a0 years. uk inflationjumped to 9.1i%injune. putting out the fires of yesterday. yesterday was the london fire brigades busiest since the second world war. and england womens hope for more success at the seaside, as they take on spain in brighton. their euro 2022 quarterfinal is just getting under way. hello, good evening and wel...

heres a clip. so thats the ex—girlfriend, is it? the old ex—girlfriend. jodie foster. jane foster. the one that got away. that means escaped. yeah, yeah. must be hard for you to see your ex—girlfriend and your ex—hammer hanging out and getting on so well. what you up to, bro? come to daddy. come on! mjolnir! hey, there you are! hey! i was just calling you. i have no idea whats going on there! no, 0k. well, that gag about his hammer being like his ex—girlfriend and the axe bei...

show. you might know him from the legendary movie good fellas and heres one of my favorite scenes. >> hey pauly. >> im telling you i could tell anybody my son could be anybody. you dont mess around with that garbage okay. >> what garbage pauly. >> dont make a jerk out of me. dont do it. >> i wont. >> dont do it. >> okay. i wouldnt. >> you only understand youre on the air because i got you a job right. >> yeah. >> you see anybody messing with your show youre going to tell me right? >> i...

huh? get in the car now! i was just about to say, do we actually see the lion? and then, yeah, you do. you do. obviously, theres some superb visual effects involved here, but it feels very convincing. it is a bit of a nail biter, i would say. probably not as much action as i was expecting. theres a lot of sort of pauses while they build the characters and talk to each other. and theres the whole storyline about the family having lots of tension. but i think in the action scenes it is q...

♪ [ "taps" playing ] >> for all of those who have lost someone, 21 years is both a lifetime and no time at all. its good to remember. these memories help us heal. ukrainian forces have been able to take control of some villages here in the kharkiv region. >> the ukrainians are demonstrating their will to fight, and candidly, the russians inability and lack of supply to their troops is playing out as well. >> im pamela brown in washington. you ra live in the "cnn newsroom." ♪ >> t...

the brakes on his agenda blocking more than half a trillion in new climate spending. >> bill: you call the audible. the president going all in on green energy despot experts saying it is one of the things that put the u.s. at risk for black outs. the president is urged to go back to the drawing board. >> if you are looking for the answers, mr. president. they are in america. open up the xl pipeline and offshore drilling and federal lands and get clean, american energy into the mix here...

focused on violent military tactics. i want to bring in national security analyst, julia, a former department of homeland security assistant secretary and she is also the author of the devil never sleeps, learning to live in an age of disaster. thank you for coming on. as terrifying as the attack on the capital was, with this new information, do you get the sense that it couldve been much, much worse? >> absolutely. the amount of weaponry that the proud boys alone had, as well as the o...

most detailed view of the universe to date, containing light from galaxies thats taken billions of years to reach us. the week ahead will bring very high temperatures in parts of the uk and the met office has issued an extreme weather warning for next weekend. yesterday temperatures reached 32 degrees in some parts with southern england the worst affected region. health heat alerts were issued across the south, the midlands and eastern parts of england. people have been advised to stay...

wyoming, md "ing" in losing. she lost in a landslide to a trump backed candidate, harriet. she got creamed by 30 plus points. on the bright side, she is still more popular than monkeypox and she no longer has to pretend that she lives in wyoming. heres part of lizs concession speech. she really puts the liz in lizard. there is real stuff. >> two years ago i won this primary with 73% of the vote. i could easily have done the same again. the path was clear. but it would have required tha...