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they announced they are launching a disinformation reporting team featuring journalists whose expertise apparently is fake news. that mustve been been hard to find. every journalist these days as an expert on fake news. like seeing a french bulldog is a expert on farting. thats all they do. something about their flat faces. good to see mpr realizing the necessity of policing fake news like a drug addict checking himself into rehab admitting you have a problem. npr is the first step, so...

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the face. >> they didnt go to college. they immediately started working, and they are saying we dont want to have to pay for someone else. >> podcast host joe rogans advice to voters and response to democrats mishandling covid-19. >> all those people forced to close their businesses they are angry. >> what do you tell those people? >> vote republican. [cheers] serena williams. >> theres still a little left in me. ♪ thats a memory i dont mess with ♪ the girl i was the best with ♪ ...

conversations and his actions on or around january 6th. the dojs preemptive move is the clearest sign yet that federal investigators are closing in on trumps efforts to interfere with the peaceful transfer of power. also, cnn has learned the january 6th committee plans to share 20 transcripts with justice department investigators. >> the committee also seems to be zeroing in on former trump cabinet officials, of particular interest conversations about possibly invoking the 25th amen...

this afternoon, vice president, kamala harris cast the tie breaking vote in the evenings senate for the inflation reduction act. it now heads to the house, which returns to its summer recess on friday. if passed, the i.r.a. would invest 369 billion dollars to help save our planet from climate change. it would also help ease inflation lower prescription drug costs collect taxes from corporations and reduce the deficit. heres senate majority leader, chuck schumer, on the passing of legis...

fired back calling it racist. >> dana: president biden staying silent on the fentanyl. 300 people a day die. >> that is expected to get worse. fentanyl seizures at the border continue to double year-over-year. peter doocy brought it up in yesterdays briefing but according to the white house everything is just fine. >> 300 overdoses a day now. we know fentanyl is coming in the sfwoo* the country across the southern border. >> we are securing the border. we have record levels of funding ...

fox news shows begin, with a fox news alert. we are reporting tonight on a missing person paid 79-year-old caucasian male identifies as who and huh, occasionally calls others jack. last seen in delaware. maybe the basement. wearing khakis, button-down, dark aviators, a mask dangling off his ear. carrying the nuclear football. he answers to the name of the comeback kid and the big guy, a.k.a. your president joe biden. also goes by scranton joe or brandon. if you really wanted his attent...

on free school meals. chance here for england. england score! and its gold for englands women in the hockey, as they beat australia at the commonwealth games. good afternoon. a ceasefire between israel and the islamichhad group could be imminent after two days of violence that have been the worst between israel and gaza for a year. militants fired rockets towards jerusalem today after a second commander was killed in an israeli air strike. egypt has been trying to broker a truce to whi...

but temperatures continuing to rise inland, getting close to 30 degrees in the london area on monday afternoon. temperatures will continue to climb through the rest of the week, particularly across england and wales. heatwave conditions developing in many places here, and by friday we could be hitting 36 degrees in the south. hello, this is bbc news. im shaun ley. the headlines: rockets have been fired into israeli territory — as the islamichhad group responded to israeli air strikes...

st helens beat castleford by 20 points to 12 to restore their four—point lead at the top of superleague. they survived a late fight back to secure their 18th win in 22 games this season. elsewhere there were wins for leeds rhinos and catalans dragons. italys francesco bagnaia won the british motogp at silverstone to move up to fourth in the riders standings. french riderjohann zarco had lead from pole, but crashed out onjust the fifth lap as he chased his first victory in the top cat...