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prepare to watch the show�*s final episode. the opening ceremony of the 22nd commonwealth games takes place in birmingham tonight. prince charles will represent the queen and 30,000 people will be inside the alexander stadium, with millions more watching around the world. the show will include performances from local music and dance groups, emphasising the citys diversity. more than 5,000 athletes are set to compete over a packed 11 days. they will be representing 72 nations and terr...

and went away. now shes come back. shes battling cancer, but she finds herself transformed into the mighty thor thanks to the reconstructed hammer, which was shattered, from which thor is now separated, and now hes confronted with his ex—girlfriend and his ex—hammer. heres a clip. so thats the ex—girlfriend, is it? the old ex—girlfriend. jodie foster. jane foster. the one that got away. that means escaped. yeah, yeah. must be hard for you to see your ex—girlfriend and your ex...

died at the age of 93. legal history will be made later today as broadcasters will air judges sentencing remarks from crown courts in england and wales for the first time time following a change in the law. # everybody needs good neighbours...# and farewell to neighbours — after four decades teary—eyed fans in australia prepare to watch the show�*s final episode. hello and welcome if youre watching in the uk or around the world. the opening ceremony of the 22nd commonwealth games...

the... legal history is made as broadcasters airjudges�* sentencing remarks from crown courts in england and wales for the first time. and stars are paying tribute to actor bernard cribbins — famous for his many roles, including in doctor who, the wombles and the original railway children — who has died at the age of 93. just great, funny, giggly company to be with, but he took his work very seriously, and he was a fine actor on all levels, and i think he will be so, well, obviou...

>> they know when it hits the bottom, it would be 1990, good-bye to the 80s. >> oh, it is horrible year never ends. >> when the nineties began, we started seeing a lot of experimentation. >> "the simonsimpsons" was not d or anything. it was a distrust. >> tv disrespects me, it laughs at me, not with me. >> the sitcoms of the eighties were sort of a warm, safe humor. >> the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. >> there was a real yearning for another typ...

guess they are using the same co flatten the curve. [laughter] but thank god because the stuff ive watched so far has been so riveting. to hell with that summer vacation to key west, i know what i am doing the first week or 2 of july. yeah. apparently theyre going to pursue witnesses and a lot of new evidence. i guess theyre not happy with the witnesses they originally cast in this [bleep] show. what a disaster, huh? made the hindenburg look like a fender bender. to make pompeii look l...

this has been going on for 20 minutes now. >> what is he looking for? >> says he has to find the perfect dozen. >> perfect dozen? >> yeah, each egg has to be perfect. >> there started to become a genuine independent film movement. and sun dance institute had everything to do with it. >> the idea of starting sun dance was that i felt id grown up being a part of the major film industry because thats all there was and i was very fortunate to be part of that, but as time went on i became m...

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ sound of gunfire ] as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be a gangster. >> "goodfellas" is like, fasten your seatbelts, im going to kick the shit out of you for two and a half hours, and youre going to love it. >> there have been so many gangster movies, so many mob movies. is it really possible that in 1990 martin scorsese will be able to make a gangster movie that has something to say that hasnt already been said a million times? ...

we didnt think we could. do it but there you are protect months of the hard work, lots of hot tubbing but he is here. im not proud of some things i had to do in that tub, larry. but i will do whatever it takes. also, side note al qaeda leader was killed. you are sick. he was just 71 years young. his remains will be cremated and spread over his already cremated remains. a. [laughter] and to think he just finished paying off his womens studies degree. we went to his family for comment. t...

he was my destiny. it already looks very glitzy. its a long film. is it like that all the way through? it is kind of like that all the way through. it doesnt let up. the lizardly gaze of tom hanks looking at his prey, there, almost, elvis played by newcomer, relative newcomer austin butler, whos got a difficultjob on his hand, given that everyone�*s impersonated elvis over the days. can he do more than an elvis impersonation? and not really. sure. not really. he doesnt really build t...