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being an action thriller. and it turns out there are a lot of other hit men on the train — coincidence or not, two of them are supposedly british hit men. and well see from the clip that theyre having a little conversation about their names. one is called lemon, and one is called tangerine. lets have a look. lemon. tangerine. youre bleeding, mate. thats not mine, mate. its not yours? 0h, in that case, just leave yourjacket open and let people have a good old look. yeah, i want everyo...

tragic. that simply wasnt true. >> can we start again? >> she had an agency, she was hungry for more creative chall challenges. >> she had a lot of strength with her vulnerability. >> she stood up to the old hollywood guard and said im mad as hell and wont take it anymore. >> up until the day she died, she was a fighter. >> of course her early death is a tragedy but that doesnt over right everything she achieved up until that point. she became the biggest movie store in the world. an...

♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ [laughter] >> greg: all right. dont clap. dont clap. so like paul pelosi driving down a 2-way street, pretty obvious that merrick garland crossed the line. and now the media realizes their whole narrative is falling apart like a pot roast in a hot tub. whatever happened to the story about the nukes? yeah, apparently trump stole valuable nuclear secrets he was planning to sell to someone. i dont know about you, but this seems like a strange career tran...

>> magnificent. >> the female power that shes harnessed is phenomenal. >> shes arching her back, and her arm is up to create beautiful lines, beautiful angles. they look like 19th century nudes. >> she wasnt afraid of showing off her body, which was a great body. >> but its easy to forget what a conservative country america was. >> nude modeling was not considered respectable. >> it could have ended her career. >> i said, are you sure they wont recognize me? he said, i promise. ♪ thi...

>> marilyn monroe, blonde bombshell. >> get out the fire hose. >> hollywood super star. >> the late marilyn monroe. >> tragic victim. >> the story of marilyn monroe is an authentic tragedy. >> when we talk about marilyn poor marilyn, this vulnerable passive woman who is being destroyed by hollywood. thats the way the story frames her. >> after a reckoning in hollywood, its time to reframe her story. >> now it can hit pause and roll it back a bit and ask ourselves, okay, what is it that...

live from cnn center, this is "cnn newsroom," with lynda kincaid. >> well, its 10:00 a.m. in israel and gaza. day three of deepening hostilities that began friday with israeli airstrikes in gaza which have since escalated in rockets fired toward israel. they say an israeli airstrike is to blame for killing people on saturday. the israeli military deny it is was responsible and released video that it says show as militant rocket going off course. israel says thats what cause thad deadly...

jens stoltenberg was speaking as leaders of nato countries prepare to meet at a summit in madrid on tuesday. now on bbc news, its hardtalk. welcome to hardtalk, im stephen sackur. what i find funny, you might find offensive. comedy challenges taste and convention and it can rouse strong reaction, as we saw at this years 0scars when a joke earned comedian chris rock a slap in the face from the actor will smith. my guest today has spent more than 25 years finding laughs in sometimes unli...

the gop. today, fresh perspectives. so lets fete right to it. first up, an interview with a biden aide. when it comes to joe biden, theres been a sudden shift in the narrative wins. im sure you felt it. headlines are describing this week as one of the biggest and best of the biden presidency, filled with "political wins and policy victories" and many of those so-called wins happening when he was in isolation with covid. another win this weekend is now that hes covid free. so is the pre...

unpaid work from five oclock today — unless ordered to do so, amid a pay dispute. xijinping defends chinas model of ruling hong kong — during a visit to mark 25 years since britain handed over control — but the territorys final governor, chris patten, labels the comments "absurd". cheering in sport, britains heather watson is through to the last 16 of wimbledon after beating kaja juvan in straight sets. and coming up on the film review later, if you want some comedy the minions a...

march across africa, the threat is growing and is a global and multi—domain. it is now time to signal that peace dividend is over and investment needs to continue to grow. before it becomes too late to address the resurgence threat, it is time to mobilise, to be raised, to be relevant. thank you. that was ben wallace, the secretary of defence giving that speech in central london, —— central london, facing the challenges of how the uk armed forces, against, this extraordinary back...