[laughter] greg: all right. don t clap. don t clap. so like paul pelosi driving down a 2-way street, pretty obvious that merrick garland crossed the line. and now the media realizes their whole narrative is falling apart like a pot roast in a hot tub. whatever happened to the story about the nukes? yeah, apparently trump stole valuable nuclear secrets he was planning to sell to someone. i don t know about you, but this seems like a strange career transition for a real estate tycoon. should i build a new luxury condominium development in midtown or sell nuclear secrets to putin? it s a tough call. on one hand you could make a lot of money legally. on the other, you could be executed for treason. of course, the media always picks the most absurd crap to peddle about trump. so what s the media who invested so much in the sigh companies is now. they say if you criticize the raid you re inciting violence against the fbi who is doing the lourdes work of sniffing me
pray the rosary. greg: he paid what s not comforting? he prays the rosary when we re landing in a plane. he was behind me, you were behind me doing the rosary while we were landing. that s not comforting. tom: did we land safely greg? yes. greg: yes, we did but i did pee myself. tom: you should appreciate that. it s always been a weapon, the rosary is a weapon we ve always referred to it that way. it is a weapon of prayer and when mary came down to those children in portugal as you know, greg, she told those children to use the rosary as a weapon, to pray to end world war i and christians, catholics, have always weaponry is all through many different prayers. you were probably in mass this sunday, you probably prayed to michael the arc angel. defend us in battle
later, the pro everybody was protesting. the exception was the one who wouldn t kneel, right? so we poked fun at this but rush limbaugh used to point out that the stuff that we made fun of 20 years ago is now mandatory. so it s all well and good to laugh it off because humor s a good tonic for that, but, you know, they re on offense. greg: yeah. way to bring us down, andy. [laughter] andy: maybe have a rosary greg: or a lawyer. last word to you kat, as an ex nun. andy: i basically was, not by choice but my mom s rules. greg: yeah. you weren t even allowed to like watch tv and stuff huh? kat: i could watch ewtn. i could watch some stuff. i do know the rest of that prayer and i will know it for the rest of my life. you know, and, yeah, it is a weapon against satan, right? so if you re not the delve then you ve got nothing to worry about.
[cheers and applause] greg: he s famous for his columns, former federal prosecutor and fox news contributor andrew mccarthy. [cheers and applause] greg: and she s like your phone screen, bright, illuminating and covered in germs. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. i ve got to come to you first andy because you re kind of like the expert in this aside from me, of course. you know, we re pros. what do you make of this joint bulletin? to me it sounds exactly like the memo about domestic terror efforts being parents, you know? andy: the joint on greg: on what did he call it? the unprecedented threats against the fbi. andy: you know, i just think they re in a terrible place right now. you know, the threats obviously
there you go. well done. the delve s not watching though because there s primaries tonight. greg: that s true. greg not just little old ladies men pray the rosary, real men. greg: oh, look at you. real men, got you. okay tom coming up should you take a victory lap if your diet s crap? [cheers and applause] feeling weighed down by a backedup gut miralax is different. it works naturally with the water in your body to unblock your gut. .free your gut. and your mood will follow. i think i changed my mind about these glasses. yeah, it happens. that s why visionworks gives you 100 days to change your mind. it s simple. anything else i can help you with? like what? visionworks. see the difference. meet leon the third. leon the second. and leon. the first of them all. three generations, who all bank differently with chase. leon s saving up for his first set of wheels. nice try. really? this leon s paying for his paint job on the spot.