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but if were sticking with fruit, why notl apple or orange? so whats in this case? on phone: are we doing this? you know whats in the case. money, its always money. tangerines a sophisticated fruit. oh, now a fruits sophisticated? . yeah, its cross—hybridised with other fruit. theyre adaptable — like me. then why am i lemon? because youre sour — no—one likes lemon. lemonade, lemon drops... you got a sore throat? lemon meringue pie. when was the last time you ate a lemon meringue...

has said the government was now collapsing amid sleaze, scandals and failure. hello and welcome to our look ahead to what the the papers will be bringing us tomorrow. with me are benedicte paviot, who is the uk correspondent for france 2a, and ali miraj, columnist at the article. tomorrows front pages, starting with... the telegraph describes johnson as "hanging by a thread" after the resignations of sunak and javid. the sun say johnson is in the "last chance saloon" and described him ...

five-tool pros pects, you have it all. at 5 a.m., i will say, you are highly coveted at the trade deadline. >> carley: i dont even know what that means, but i am here outside national park. look how beautiful this shot is. it kicks off 7:05 on fs2 tonight, fox sports 2 and fox nation. very easy for everybody who wants to watch, they can. well have guests coming up that are on the republican team, including congresswoman lisa mcclain and greg steube. greg steube hit the out-of-the-park ...

papers with me tonight. thank you for reviewing the papers with me tonight. next its time for the film review. but from me its goodbye for now. hello and a very warm welcome to the film review on bbc news. imjane hill, and taking us through this weeks cinema releases is jason solomons. good to see you, jason. hello, jane. what have you been watching? well, this week weve got everything with elvis, weve got beckett, weve got wham. talk about absurd. we will start with baz luhrmann�*s ...

hello, and a very warm welcome to the film review on bbc news. and taking us through this weeks cinema releases, anna smith is back with us. good to see you for the summer, anna, and what have you been watching? first off, were getting on board bullet train. this is brad pitts new starring role in an action thriller based on a japanese novel. then weve got fadias tree, which is a documentary about a palestinian refugee, by the artist sarah beddington. and then, weve got maisie, which i...

showdown. we are also squaring off in a s, patriotic trivia challenge. plus, judge jeanine and jimmy take to coney island where they rode the world famous cyclone. and were answering your fanmail questions. have a brand new segment for you . its these five summer funav extravaganza were to dove headfirst into some summer topics and celebrate july 4th. first, as you know, americans love barbecue, but it can create some serious issuessu . eight innd 10 millennials actually think they gri...

in sometimes unlikely places, omid djalili was born in london to iranian parents. he has thrived as a cross culture comedic chameleon, but is it possible to be funny without being mean? omid djalili, welcome to hardtalk. stephen sackur, my friend, my fellow presenter in the business of show, man who is so unbelievably good looking and thin that he walks into snooker hall, they start chalking his head. i am so happy to be here, this is one of my favourite shows. well, if you carry on li...

holiday. this is who we are. 246 years since the declaration of impotent pettus was signed, one part actively working to undermine half of the populations independents to make their own health care decisions. this time of year, we talk about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. what do those words mean to republicans who insist on controlling peoples bodies and denying them basic human dignity? joining us now is former congresswoman kendra horn from -- shes running for u.s. sen...

abortion rights are on the ballot come this november. in -- from the states, the consequences of this years elections in swing states it cannot be understated, americans right to an abortion in these places like michigan, wisconsin, and arizona, could soon be in the hands of republican candidates running on platforms to ban or severely limit abortion. pennsylvania is currently run by democrats, tumbled, he has pledged to protect womens rights to abortion, but wolf is term limited and w...

with the committee and that is according to reporting by abc and cnn. then you have mike pompeo confirm today that he is in talks with the committee. abc news reporting this about the state of the negotiations with the panel saying in part, quote, the house select committee investigating the january 6th attack on the u.s. capitol is in active discussions with former secretary of state mike pompeo for his testimony behind closed doors. sources familiar with the matter telling abc news. ...