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finger, like my childhood friend we had to call mittens. yeah. in case you scoff at the idea that the media works from the same script, the same playbook, same oxygen deprived brain, you need to see thursdays "l.a. times" piece on how late-night selected comedians covered the hearings. the same unison response. or should i say unisom. since they were dull enough to put a method into a coma. >> we are coming to just hours after the january 6, and he shocked with a hearing i can only be ...

that legal battle. also, trumps name coming up in these grand jury proceedings. if you ever catch your news on the phone or on the internet, you have probably seen more than one news alert from the washington post and new york times about the doj criminal appropriate i will break that down with a very special guest joining me in moments. but for the rest of those news reports, whether you heard about them or not, is this, the grand jury is pursuing questions about donald trump, which t...

one leaves you alone. >> whats wrong for christs sake look at him, money. ferris? >> he doesnt have a fever but he says his stomach hurts and he is seeing spots. >> jesse: if anybody knows what its like to not be left alone while they are sick its joe biden. since the president was diagnosed with covid on thursday, the left sensed an owning. "the washington post" ran an op-ed this weekend telling biden to quit, joe, quit. and the squad want nothing to do with him. >> do you want to ...

he came from. later tonight, new york has gone from bad to worse as the city refuses to lock up repeat offenders, all in the name of social justice. now many residents are forced to take matters into their own hands. were going to talk what local boxing and mma coach leapt into action against a violent criminal, but first we begin tonight with a common theme from the biden white house and that is one of weakness. take a look. >> i must admit, i spoke about the possibility of my being a...

go back to stephen colbert where he came from. and later tonight,,enhe new yors going from bad to worse as the city refuses to lock up, repeatt offenders all in the name of social justice. now many residents are forced to take a matters into their own hands. were going to talkre toke one local boxing and may coach listen to action against the violent criminal. but first, we begin tonight with a common theme from the biden white house. and that is one of weakness. >> l take a look at jo...

crisis firsthand. >> mayor adams declared an emergency in response to 4,000 asylum seekers coming to new york city over the past three months. he says they are straining the citys shelter system. but, according to governor abbott, that is nothing compared to what texas is dealing with. >> public officials across the country, they do need to realize the magnitude of the chaos created by bidens open border policies. theyre up in arms about a few thousand people coming into their communit...

complaining about inflation, yo big baby. >> youve got to stop complaining when there was so many people -- they may only have two meals instead of three. there are americans to get extremely well the last two years in the market. you still have your job and it is costing you forecasts but still will take your holidays have an the fourth of july vacation. >> so shot up because people ar doing worse. thanks, michelle. imagine if you were her client. money is tight any idea for long-term...

the moderator is going to join us live. plus, why it matters what a media owner thinks. were going to get in the reports about him saying one thing. and well talk about the effort to relaunch an african news channel. media brian coming up later. but first, what the mar-a-lago search reveals about america. donald trump has so often taken us into unchartered water. and thats what were waiting to find out, what was he hiding, what were in the boxes, will the justice department indict him?...

the decision could overrule the nationwide right to abortion. >> bill: gun rights are also on the docket. the court decides a fate of a new york law that restricts conceal carry. that decision could have implications with other blue states, eight of them in total with strong gun laws. >> dana: the court is hearing a challenge to former president trumps remain in mexico policy. the rule has forced tens of thousands to wait while their asylum claims are heard. president biden is suing to...

who desperately dont want me to run for president in 2024 but, of course, the fbi is run by his appointee, chris wray. media liberals cheered on garland for the first time while media conservatives slammed an out of control justice department on the hypocrisy watch. both sides took precisely the opposite position when the fbi was investigating hillary clinton. trump asked what was the difference between mar-a-lago and and watergate? one involved actual burglars who turned out to be wor...