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I definitely want to take the positives out of this and make sure that i use it in a positive way for the rest of my life now. Still got a few years left in me for sure. In sport, chelsea are on the brink of the Premier League title as their closest challengers tottenham are beaten by west ham at the london stadium. These Bopping Bakers are just some of the people taking part in the first ever festival of makers. Well be live there to find out what its all about. And louise has the weather. Good...

You see images from my town and all the the memories come back. So mindhorn is a 1980s tv detective but is more like Alan Partridge or garth marenghi. He played mindhorn with a bionic eye to see the truth. Julian barratt plays the actor who plays him. Hes now washed up, balding, doing adverts for orthopaedic socks. Hes desperate for a job. The isle of man police get in touch and say, we have a suspected Serial Killer who will only speak to mindhorn, the fictional character who he believes is rea...

To take us through this weeks cinema releases as ever is mark kermode. This is a mixed bag this week. We have mindhorn, in which an 80s tv detective plays it for real. We have harmonium, a cannes prizewinner. And jamie foxx in the thriller sleepless. Mindhorn, im smiling before i start. I show my age but i loved bergerac back in the day. A tv detective onjersey, you see images from mindhorn and all the the memories come back. So mindhorn is a 1980s tv detective but is more like Alan Partridge or...

On fake news during the Election Campaign, saying itll do all it can to tackle the problem. In sport, theres hope yet for arsenals season. They beat Manchester United and are still in the chase for the Champions League places. And carol has the weather. Good morning. For some of us, the good morning. For some of us, the good weather will last. A bit more cloud in the north and east and still cool down in the north sea coastline. I will have more details in about ten minutes. Good morning. First,...

Than 100 years. He is the sky diver who has broken a world record byjumping out of a plane at the age of 101. And matt has the weather. Good morning. Certainly not whether for skydiving. It is a wet start to the week for many of you but i will see if i can find some sunshine in the forecast to get you through the next few days. All the details coming up inis next few days. All the details coming up in 15 minutes. Good morning. First, our main story there is a warning of fresh disruption from the...

Is growing suspicion that north korea was behind last weeks global cyber attack. A number of people have been looking at some of the code. This was shared by a google researcher, clearly i cant explain it, but he is telling us it is a sample of the code used by the hackers in the attack. Lots of people who know more about these things than me spotted similarities toa things than me spotted similarities to a previous cyber attack, namely the attack on Sony Pictures. It came just ahead of the rele...

Is growing suspicion that north korea was behind last weeks global cyber attack. A number of people have been looking at some of the code. This was shared by a google researcher, clearly i cant explain it, but he is telling us it is a sample of the code used by the hackers in the attack. Lots of people who know more about these things than me spotted similarities toa things than me spotted similarities to a previous cyber attack, namely the attack on Sony Pictures. It came just ahead of the rele...

Captain jack sparrow. No, it cant be. Ive spent years searching for this . The great jack sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship . A crew . Pants . A great pirate does not require such intricacies. Do you know how long ive been waiting for this moment . The audiences love it, so give them more and more . Have you seen the other pirates movies . I think i saw the first one, a long time ago. My daughter was all right, but i didnt need more. Do you think this gag is so fabulou...

Captain jack sparrow. No, it cant be. Ive spent years searching for this . The great jack sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship . A crew . Pants . A great pirate does not require such intricacies. Do you know how long ive been waiting for this moment . The audiences love it, so give them more and more . Have you seen the other pirates movies . I think i saw the first one, a long time ago. My daughter was all right, but i didnt need more. Do you think this gag is so fabulou...

This increasing state meddling. David davis. Well leave it now. Ask again at 11 30pm. That is that from the papers this hour, we are back in half an hour. Will have a look at the stories making up our front pages. Coming up next, ben brown and the film review. Hello and welcome to the film review on bbc news. To take us through this weeks Cinema Releases is mark kermode. So mark, what do we have this week . As im sure you must have noticed, there is a new Pirates Of The Caribbean movie coming in...