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And matt has the weather. Good morning, a night of severe storms across South East England but could there be further rumbles of thunder elsewhere for Bank Holiday Monday . The forecast in 15 minutes. First, our main story. The Intelligence Service mi5 is to review the way it deals with information from the public, in the light of the manchester suicide bombing. It will look in particular at its response to warnings that the man who carried out the attack, salman abedi, was a threat. Police are ...

Meeting. In the financialtimes is it was not the most friendly meeting. In the Financial Times is a story that so many people will have been thinking about. British airways faces inquest into stranding passengers to eternity problem. We spoke to the executive today. There was a complete contrast to fear from a Consumer Relations Point Of View and a business Point Of View. To have a Back Up System that did not work, all by businesses need a Back Up System that works of the initial system does not...

Like all other societies and the Business Community is mobilise themselves in order to preserve the Paris Agreement as a central piece. Also on our programmes, Breaking News from the philippines, a Tourists Apartment in manila is on lockdown following explosions and gunshots inside the hotel. Hello and welcome to the special bbc News Programme on the paris climate deal. Donald trump will be walking into the rose garden of the white house and hes expected to announce that hes the paris climate ag...

Like all other societies and the Business Community is mobilise themselves in order to preserve the Paris Agreement as a central piece. Also on our programmes, Breaking News from the philippines, a Tourists Apartment in manila is on lockdown following explosions and gunshots inside the hotel. Hello and welcome to the special bbc News Programme on the paris climate deal. Donald trump will be walking into the rose garden of the white house and hes expected to announce that hes the paris climate ag...

Like all other societies and the Business Community is mobilise themselves in order to preserve the Paris Agreement as a central piece. Also on our programmes, Breaking News from the philippines, a Tourists Apartment in manila is on lockdown following explosions and gunshots inside the hotel. Hello and welcome to the special bbc News Programme on the paris climate deal. Donald trump will be walking into the rose garden of the white house and hes expected to announce that hes the paris climate ag...

Like all other societies and the Business Community is mobilise themselves in order to preserve the Paris Agreement as a central piece. Also on our programmes, Breaking News from the philippines, a Tourists Apartment in manila is on lockdown following explosions and gunshots inside the hotel. Hello and welcome to the special bbc News Programme on the paris climate deal. Donald trump will be walking into the rose garden of the white house and hes expected to announce that hes the paris climate ag...

Like all other societies and the Business Community is mobilise themselves in order to preserve the Paris Agreement as a central piece. Also on our programmes, Breaking News from the philippines, a Tourists Apartment in manila is on lockdown following explosions and gunshots inside the hotel. Hello and welcome to the special bbc News Programme on the paris climate deal. Donald trump will be walking into the rose garden of the white house and hes expected to announce that hes the paris climate ag...

Like all other societies and the Business Community is mobilise themselves in order to preserve the Paris Agreement as a central piece. Also on our programmes, Breaking News from the philippines, a Tourists Apartment in manila is on lockdown following explosions and gunshots inside the hotel. Hello and welcome to the special bbc News Programme on the paris climate deal. Donald trump will be walking into the rose garden of the white house and hes expected to announce that hes the paris climate ag...

Like all other societies and the Business Community is mobilise themselves in order to preserve the Paris Agreement as a central piece. Also on our programmes, Breaking News from the philippines, a Tourists Apartment in manila is on lockdown following explosions and gunshots inside the hotel. Hello and welcome to the special bbc News Programme on the paris climate deal. Donald trump will be walking into the rose garden of the white house and hes expected to announce that hes the paris climate ag...