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themselves. >> bill: bill ackman is going after the head of m.i.t. i wish we had more time today. see you in iowa very soon. thank you, governor. >> bundle up, its cold out here. >> bill: thanks for the warning. >> dana: breaking news out of iran. back-to-back explosions at a cemetery. soleimani was killed in a drone strike in 2020. no word on who is behind it. no one has claimed responsibility. well bring you any updates as we get them. -out going harvard university president claudine...

with us on this thursday morning. "morning joe" starts right now. as you know, i cant talk about the particulars of this or any other ongoing criminal matter. as i said when i pointed mr. smith, i did so because it underscores the justice departments commitment to both independence and accountability. mr. smith is a veteran career prosecutor. he has assembled a group of experienced and talented prosecutors and agents who share his commitment to integrity and the rule of law. any ques...

johnson. so thats coming up. it is rishi sunak speaking at the launch of tech week, technically, but we will be on watch forjohnson mentions. thats all coming up. lets hearfrom you, mentions. thats all coming up. lets hear from you, 85058 on the text, 08085 909693 on the phones. this is the nations phone—ins. and we have got the news for you with bethan. a committee of mps whove been investigating whether borisjohnson misled parliament about lockdown parties at downing street are to ...

because theres much more news coming up on msnbc. >> this hour, if you blink, you might have missed them. in the past 24 hours, new headlines proving the 2024 campaign season is already out for a frenzys start. plus, donald trumps big day in court tuesday. whether he can pull the same antics we saw at his new york civil trial appearances. plus, the whole in a plane that has a lot of this country talking. new information from investigators, and had. and a very good day to all of you fro...

a dog. yes. yes. hes going to beyes, back here. all right. py new thank you. happy happy new year, everyoneqt wow, its been quite a year. cue the next show, 2024.02 a look back. yeah, its been some year that 2024. >> they went so fast . well >> so lets look back, shall, ro we? well, first theres this. >> last years new years eve. im not. im bored. >> the maga in. >> yeah. ha ha ha. i didnt know. green day tribute were a thing.n >> and theow grey all appear tom middle aged. >> you go, g...

u.s. department of agriculture considers a ban on the childhood treat in school cafeterias. congresswoman elise stefanik tells us why it is not only government overreach but could hurt her constituents. >> john: stunning video of a ten-foot croc after it made its way into somebodys back yard pool. well talk to one of the men who secured it about his 40 years in the wrangling business. >> its 3:00 a.m., you know what time it is, lets get ready to commute. >> sandra: that is a young sout...

the most revly traveled countries in the country. a tanker truck erupted between an i-95 overpass and spread to the lanes above that. high heat caused them to buckle and melt and eventually cause sections to crash to the ground. >> bill: a mess and still is. crews got the fire under control in an hour. the damage was done. the governor of p.a. set to issue a disaster declaration later today. one car remains trapped beneath that collapsed roadway. listen to this driver earlier today. wa...

addressed the unprecedented indictment friday. >> we have one set of laws in this country, and they apply to everyone. if applying those laws, collecting facts, thats what determines the outcome of an investigation. nothing more and nothing less. paul: joining me now is the former attorney general of the united states, michael mukasey. judge mukasey, good to see you. so youve read the indictment. how strong is it? >> well, if the facts set forth in there are provable, and a great deal ...

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lot like something else we saw this week. all who spent years riding hard for each other, just tearing each other apart. yourself. cheese grater. you. youre disgusting. and i wish nothing but the worst. ever happen to a person on you. it was wild and i dont know when well see something like it again. at least not until the first republican primary debate. i mean, its already getting messy. we got pence, who stood by trumps side scandal after scandal now running against him and saying t...