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>> sure, a monumental statement that shows his character. this is our president now. thats what hes telling you. the country is behind you. as bill said, we were clobbered and we were hurt. we were all hurting. and i love how you started this hour by showing the humor of the "saturday night live" skit and how george h.w. bush participated in sort of the jokes against him or about him. but what he also did for us as a staff, which i dont know if anyone knows, he called dana carvey after we were s...

Night. it was hard because there were a lot of things on better and including reading books and reading financial papers, which i actually enjoy reading. >> katrina, was that off the the cuff? because schlonged usually means something else. >> i think he was meaning slug around, slung to the ground. >> oh, no, he does not, katrina. >> why dont you tell me what schlong means. >> katrina, donald trumps use of the word schlonged is once again proof that hes a 12-year-old boy. hes a man child disgui...

You say wait a second, people say it but dont think it. sow gets a laugh. he makes a connection. and he says something that nobody else says. ill give you another example. john kerry. hes negotiating this very important deal. >> oh, gosh. >> hes running around. he gets in a bike accident. hes 73. he goes if im elected president, i will not -- hes a baby. whats he doing? i guarantee you, again, thats a great routine for a guy in an improv. >> absolutely. >> thats what this guy is doing. it sort o...