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are threats on my life and i know we are in danger, i know we are. >> it is a riveting mystery that started in a place of glamour. >> it became a destination for the rat pack, and sinatra. >> and it ended in a case of murder, the wealthy heir to this legendary hotel, dead. >> he was my father. he is the only father that i ever knew. >> now, police said that she was next, someone in the shadows wanted her. >> my suspicion is growing and growing by the minute. >> so who is behind? those ...

she wont stop asking questions. well, it makes me very sad, and 80 years is a long time, and by the time 100 years comes, i wont be here, so ive got a limited time to find these men. dame mary richardson finishing that report from hugh pym. time for a look at the weather. heres chris fawkes. hello. most of us had a decent day of weather. there was plenty of sunshine around, light winds and sunny skies. this fine weather was down to an area of high pressure, here it is. we reckon this i...

sport and for a full round up, from the bbc sport centre, heres chetan. we start with the english premier league. four matches to come later. chelseas first game after sacking manager graham potter is against liverpool. both sides have struggled this season and are desperate for a win. interim chelsea boss bruno saltor says itll be the first time hes picking a team — but hes hopeful the players will respond. seeing it as an opportunity for the players. we are representing chelsea, a ...

we do that you couldnt have on network television. >> people are really trying to do something adventurous. >> channel 7, shame on you! >> this is more celebration of culture and opening the doors and allowing america to come on inside. >> there is always something on television, and some of it may be better than we deserve. >> that was cool. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] listen to it. oh, they know when it hits the bottom, it will be 1990, good-bye to the 80s. >> ten, nine, eight ...

threatening our safety. china, our border, major problems that need to be addressed now. the first step in fixing a problem is admitting you have a problem in the first place and the biden administration cant seem to do it. >> how would you describe fentanyl problem in america. >> its a horrible epidemic unleashed on purpose by the sinaloa and gent jalisco cartel. brian: they smuggle it in over our border. but where do northeast they geto they get it from? garland left out of his test ...

threatening our safety. china, our border, major problems that need to be addressed now. the first step in fixing a problem is admitting you have a problem in the first place and the biden administration cant seem to do it. >> how would you describe fentanyl problem in america. >> its a horrible epidemic unleashed on purpose by the sinaloa and gentlem jalisco car. brian: they smuggle it in over our border. but where do northeast they geto they get it from? garland left out of his test ...

threatening our safety. china, our border, major problems that need to be addressed now. the first step in fixing a problem is admitting you have a problem in the first place and the biden administration cant seem to do it. >> how would you describe fentanyl problem in america. >> its a horrible epidemic unleashed on purpose by the sinaloa and gentlem jalisco car. brian: they smuggle it in over our border. but where do northeast they geto they get it from? garland left out of his test ...

threatening our safety. china, our border, major problems that need to be addressed now. the first step in fixing a problem is admitting you have a problem in the first place and the biden administration cant seem to do it. >> how would you describe fentanyl problem in america. >> its a horrible epidemic unleashed on purpose by the sinaloa and gentlem jalisco car. brian: they smuggle it in over our border. but where do northeast they geto they get it from? garland left out of his test ...

Somebody binds you to them. Comedians dont have a great mortality rate. We lose a lot of people comedian. Im feeling more personal because i know the farc. Mm hmm. I dont drink anymore. I had to quit because i really drank man. I get pulled over by the cops. Id be so drunk id be out dancing to their lights thinking ive made it to another club. In a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. Theres such an uncontrolled physical response. Its very similar biologically to orgasm. Stage someone mad...

through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just cant believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? youre not alone. ultimately i think thats what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because its what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when youre driving that...