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that chicks arent funny. i hate to tell you its still very much a thing. there are some people that cant get their heads around what they dont know. i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said. maybe its better if you just die. i think they thought of women as a different species. very few ladies are capable of being a comedian. and so everybody sits right up. heres somebody that thinks she can do it. great argument that women are doing much better work than that. youre welcome. whats t...

somebody binds you to them. comedians dont have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. im feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i dont drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. id be so drunk id be out dancing to their lights thinking ive made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. theres such an uncontrolled physical response. its very similar biologically to orgasm. stage s...

city cab the truth is im lucky to be alive because of the driving and this town is psychotic. new york is the only city in th world where you signal after youve made it to the next lane. anywhere else in america if you want to go left to put on your blinker like youre going left. if you do that here they block you. instead you have to go left in then you put on your blinker like hot hot. i made it. the other thing you need to kno about me as i grew up in an era where late-night comedy ...

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and odd and frivolous behavior and showing disrespect for the norms of society. in the haight ash bury district illegally smoked illegal substances threatened to make love and not war and let it known they trusted no one over 30. >> jesse: haight ash bury one place in the country where you could get high and flaunt it in public. over a half century later san franciscos hippy generation gave birth to this. >> excuse me, maam, you know there is a drug rehab here, right? can you use drugs...

hear from her. but now the big -- two things. it is the charges against these officers and this video, when will we finally -- when will the public finally get to see the video. >> and executive director of the local naacp gave us information about the possibility of these officers surrendering themselves. but again, that has not been confirmed. that is according to her and her sources. in the meantime, the community reeling, family members reeling. and this community bracing for what ...

>> hashtag long form. hashtag, good to see you. >> have a good show. >> okay. hashtag, thank you. always good talking, nicole. im ari melber and were reporting live from somewhere, as the saying goes, specifically washington. congress under new management after the bruising fight to elect speaker mccarthy and for all the talk, among gop hard liners about how that clash, remember, they said that would really change things. it would upend the d.c. games, thats what they said. well, tonig...

behind bars. that sham trial starting today. plus, the ceo of my pillow still propping up fox with his ads. so how much money has mike lindell poured into the fox empire? its a youll see first "outfront." and a chilling discovery. the fbi arresting a man for trying to bring an explosive onto a plane. the explosives were said to be lining or hidden in the lining of his suitcase. lets go "outfront." and good evening. im erin burnett. "outfront" tonight, taking it directly to putin. r...

an explosive device with two fuses found hidden in the lining of checked baggage. the man accused of trying to get through airport security arrested. severe storms even tornadoes forecast in the southeast, well a state of emergency declared in parts of snow packed california. plus, the big green reason why fox news cant quit the my pillow guy, even as he continues pushing bogus election lies. >> live from cnn center, this is cnn newsroom with rosemary church. >> good to have you with u...

ninas got a lot of ideas for the future. and since anyone can create a free plan at fidelity, nina has a plan based on what matters most to her. and she can simply focus on right now. thats the planning effect. from fidelity. tomorrow morning, members say the house republican steering committee will meet to select committee assignments. by this time tomorrow night we could learn about the deals. >> carol: -- kevin mccarthy made. some of the agreement is public knowledge. what do we k...