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and television has been that. >> they dont pay me enough to deal with animals like this. >> people are no longer embarrassed to admit they watch television. >> we have seen the news, and it is us. >> slowly but surely, the 1970s are disappearing. the 1980s will be upon us. what a decade it is coming up. happy new year! >> as you begin the 80s in the television world, the landscape was, on any given evening, 9 out of 10 people were watching only one of three networks. >> more than 30 mi...

as british prime minister. an increasing number of conservatives say they want to see mrjohnson secure a second period at number 10 downing st. the first wild bison for thousands of years has been born in the uk. three bison were released back injuly as part of a rewilding project in kent — 0h, shes shes like a ray of sunshine on a dark, cloudy day. its thousands of years since a bison was born in the wild in britain. so this is quite a moment in kents blean woods. europes largest ma...

hillary clinton operative christopher steele $1 million if he could prove his allegations that biden stomach davante adams included. and he pressed on the lack of cooperation justifying the visor pfizer warning, you and your colleagues took the information and put it in the corner page pfizer application and you didnt have cooperation from databases, intelligence community or christopher steele and still went into a fisa application. correct. david spunt outside of the courthouse, davi...

president joe biden through an inflation reduction party yesterday. maybe they had summing more pleasant to do i jamming a hedge trimmer to your. dont judge he held on the white house lawn because he couldnt remember where the front door was. and then this way he wouldnt on the rugs. plus that long could always use a little extra fertilizer now he threw this party even as inflation hit 8.3% is staff want to cancel but he had already told joe it would be balloons, clowns and a pony. [la...

human condition. >> the best comedy comes from your living experience. >> every comic sees the world through a prism that the average person doesnt see through. >> all we do is point out the obvious really and then twist it somewhere. >> i just cant believe the way people are, what is it with humanity, what kind of world do we live in? >> youre not alone ultimately. i think thats what the comics saying. >> reality is fodder for comedy. because its what we have, so, where else can we fi...

who work together there is nothing but watch. >> chemistry is the main special sauce. >> our timing was perfect for each other. >> you burn a hole in my bed. >> and we are going to be pals, right? >> there is one guy, who is out of control, and one guy trying to say come down. >> you ever disagree on material? >> no. yeah. >> the audience has to feel like they are loose and having fun. >> we are really able to fake fun and looseness. >> yeah. i actually grew up as a kid on comedy teams...

hello from london, im tom brook. the bbc is 100 years old, and as part of the bbc 100 celebrations, talking movies is going to look at the contribution the corporation has made to the british film industry over the decades, through five top directors who have picked up their skills here at the bbc. i went to meet these filmmakers whove shaped modern cinema. the multi—award—winning ken loach, whose credits include the landmark movie, kes. mike leigh known for his legendary use of im...

>> i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. >> this is gonna be a good show. >> are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? >> people say a good comedian doesnt have to cuss. and i thought, now thats [bleep] rubbish. >> how dirty is too dirty? >> why is all that so funny? >> i dont know. >> what youre about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. >> if you choose to go blue, youve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, theres nothing worse tha...

the tables have turned. >> the idea that jokes arent funny, its still very much a thing. >> there are some people who cant get their heads around what they dont know. >> i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said, maybe its better if you just died. >> i think they thought of women as a different species. >> for view ladies are capable of being a comedian, so everybody sticks by them. heres somebody that thinks they do it. >> this is a great argument that women are doing much better wor...

lds. us any more after that. us all right. but youve never youve never had a desire to haven: a mustache, ever. oh, never. you want to try it and make a bet? oh, yeah. >> laui actually think you shou grow a mustache for charitable when we make a bet . >> laura: okay >> you can make that my payment. to you. okay, thats a reall y cash.an yes. okay, thats perfect.e we and well be able to showd our crews mustaches and compare. all right, sean, great. comparshow tonight.later. i enjoyed wat...