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i am just trying to go home. brian: you see an officer approach tyre nichols with their guns drawn and yank him out of his vehicle. he threw them to the ground. he was on the ground and put his hands behind his back. a few moments later you see him get up and run. multiple officers repeatedly punch him and pepper spray him. you see an for walk up and kick him in the head two times. they strike him with a baton over and over again. later dragged and propped up against a police car. he d...

i am just trying to go home. brian: you see an officer approach tyre nichols with their guns drawn and yank him out of his vehicle. he threw them to the ground. he was on the ground and put his hands behind his back. a few moments later you see him get up and run. multiple officers repeatedly punch him and pepper spray him. you see an for walk up and kick him in the head two times. they strike him with a baton over and over again. later dragged and propped up against a police car. he d...

derailment in east palestine. >> the last four or five years, people beat a path to california, now you see the state hemorrhaging population. >> people are like, did it hurt? it still hurts. >> the infamous oscar slap. >> not a victim, baby, i will never see me on oprah or gaylecrying. >> ainsley: start with a fox news alert. 35 people under arrest after protest at a state of the art police training facility. >> brian: protesters were throwing rocks and molotov cocktails at officers. ...

friend. were going to speak to, you dont go anywhere, weve got more to discuss later in the show. dont go anywhere. good to see you. >> coming up on a man, the gops house of chaos has a new chief oversight chair, james comer. its been flying under the radar as we pushes. going to exposes double standards. plus, trumps expanding trouble, special counsel jack smith is looking into the presidents legal team including rudy giuliani. its no official, george santos is under investigation. th...

friend. we want to speak to, dont go anywhere. we have a lot more to discuss later on in the show. >> coming up on a man. the gops house of chaos has a new cheap house oversight chair, keynes has been flying under the radar as he pushes conspiracies and political hiccups. no more, we are going to exposes double standards. plus, expanding troubles. special counsel jack smith is now looking into the ex presidents legal team. including rudy giuliani. and it is now official. george santos ...

usually it took a phone call and everything was fine because economic security is national security, i will revoke chinas most favored nations status immediately on day one. [applause] i will implement four-year plan to phase out all chinese imports of essential goods and gain total independence from china. [cheering and applauding] we have to do it. [cheering and applauding] i will hold china financially accountable for unleashing the china virus upon the world. [cheering and applaudi...

argyll and bute in the last hour with the snow coming down heavily, we have seen snow in worcestershire, big chunky flakes, temperatures were a bit above freezing which helps the snowflakes stick together. through this afternoon, wintry showers for scotland, northern ireland, north wales and north midlands, some heavy enough to bring snow to sea level but there could be some accumulations of snow, a centimetre or two across and higher hills but it will feel cold wherever you are. showe...

block representatives adam schiff to eric swalwell from returning to their post on the house intelligence committee. schiff and swalwell are outspoken californian democrats who previously served as impeachment managers during the impeachment of donald trump. republicans also sought retribution against ilhan omen, the congresswoman, saying remarks she said in the past which he publicly apologized in 2019. two congressional terms ago. this is the first time republicans have been back in ...

>> the presidents of this surveillance balloon over the united states, in our skies is a clear violation of our sovereignty, a clear violation of international law and clearly unacceptable. weve made that clear to china. >> last, night the pentagon said it saw all report of a second chinese ty balloon has been spotted flying over latin america. china claims -- they are civilian weather balloons gone astray, but u.s. officials say the balloon spotted over montana this week was gathering...

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