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through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just cant believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? youre not alone. ultimately i think thats what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because its what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when youre driving that...

that chicks arent funny. i hate to tell you its still very much a thing. there are some people that cant get their heads around what they dont know. i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said. maybe its better if you just die. i think they thought of women as a different species. very few ladies are capable of being a comedian. and so everybody sits right up. heres somebody that thinks she can do it. great argument that women are doing much better work than that. youre welcome. whats t...

crime crisis, mayor adams hinting at bringing back covid mandates. >> there might be another time we have to. >> got it! >> it took everybody to end this football game. shout out to my teammates who are super bowl champs! lets go! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> steve: good morning, everybody. its monday, february 13th, 20 journey three. its officially the postgame show. you saw it on fox last night, one of the most thrilling super bowls in history, as the kansas city chiefs that were down by 10 at...

somebody binds you to them. comedians dont have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. im feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i dont drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. id be so drunk id be out dancing to their lights thinking ive made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. theres such an uncontrolled physical response. its very similar biologically to orgasm. stage s...

dont. the prime minister has a big decision to make. the british citizens trapped under fire in the sudanese capital khartoum as food and water run out. buildings have been obliterated and pounded continuously. hundreds of people line the streets of kent for the funeral of the entertainer paul ogrady. and coming up on bbc news: two own goals in the quarterfinal first leg. can manchester united turn their fortunes around against sevilla in the second leg of the europa league? good eveni...

all of you in the united states and around the world. im fareed zakaria coming to you from new york. hey mark today on the program a rare conversation with the great jon stewart fareed. its we either have the rule of law. we have no rule of law. i will ask him about american politics, the economy the wider world. who knows where else we will go. you want to be upset about real things. but isnt that what drives comedy or art or anything? and the big meeting in moscow. she jinping travel...

city cab the truth is im lucky to be alive because of the driving and this town is psychotic. new york is the only city in th world where you signal after youve made it to the next lane. anywhere else in america if you want to go left to put on your blinker like youre going left. if you do that here they block you. instead you have to go left in then you put on your blinker like hot hot. i made it. the other thing you need to kno about me as i grew up in an era where late-night comedy ...

politics, the economy the wider world. who knows where else we will go. you want to be upset about real things. but isnt that what drives comedy or art or anything? and the big meeting in moscow. she jinping traveled to russia this week, three days of meetings with vladimir putin. no why russia wants this. but what does china have to gain from this massive show of support? we will explore. also the crisis continues as the ripple effects from the collapse of silicon valley bank and othe...

a tornado has killed at least 23 people in the us state of mississippi, in the south of the country. the authorities said the storm left a trail of damage for more than 150 kilometres. president biden has called the storms heartbreaking — and vowed federal support. one of the worst affected towns is rolling fork — where entire neighborhoods were flattened to rubble. our north america correspondent, david willis, reports. the extent of the devastation is truly extraordinary. entire ...

as you know, its friday, so that means we welcome the guests first, so lets do that. after every podcast, she dumps gatorade on her guests. host of the sideline saturday podcast, michele tafoya. [applause] he has the body of a model. buried in his basement. comedian jim florentine! [applause] like a hedgehog, she is prickly but lovable, and eats worms. fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and, finally, bigfoot reports sightings of him. my massive sidekick in the n.w.a. world hea...