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i got todi give you a lot of v credit. you very quickly went right for the wrist as a martial artist. i respect your quick response on and i wish would wish you would have used the left hand ,o but the fact that you acted that quickly prevented him from sticking that knife, you could u he could have hit your carotid. we he could have hi may nott your we may not be having this i c discussion today. you did a great job.on i congratulategr. , sean, >> well, thank you, sean. and i also hav...

people. he cant talk on his own. its not a right wing conspiracy theory. its not q anon. he uses a software program to understand those around him and to talk. this software is not a hearing aid. fetterman doesnt need a hearing aid. hes not deaf. hes not hearing impaired. instead this program takes words and rearranges them into language that john fetterman can understand, because his brain can no longer do that for him. thats sad for transhumannists, though, its thrilling. this is an ...

And television has been that. They dont pay me enough to deal with animals like this. People are no longer embarrassed to admit they watch television. We have seen the news, and it is us. Slowly but surely, the 1970s are disappearing. The 1980s will be upon us. What a decade it is coming up. Happy new year as you begin the 80s in the television world, the landscape was, on any given evening, 9 out of 10 people were watching only one of three networks. More than 30 Million People are addicted to ...

cant talk on his own.. its not a right wing conspiracy theorist and on its w real effect, its so real.in hipis campaignra concedecys thas real. that true, fetterman uses a software program to understand the words of those around him and to formulate his responses to those words. >> in other words, to talk. alk. now, to be perfectly clear , this software is not a hearing aid. dea fetterman doesnt need a hearing aid because he isnt deaf, hes not hearing impaired. instead, hearing this pr...

announcing a tentative agreement to avert a nationwide freight rail strike. a shutdown that could have had catastrophic consequences for the economy. >> talks involving the unions, rail companies and labor secretary marty walsh went on for 20 hours. were told that president biden, who calls himself the most pro-union president ever was instrumental in getting over the finish line. >> last night was a historic night for rail labor. were proud of what was accomplished. we wanted to take ...

and television has been that. >> they dont pay me enough to deal with animals like this. >> people are no longer embarrassed to admit they watch television. >> we have seen the news, and it is us. >> slowly but surely, the 1970s are disappearing. the 1980s will be upon us. what a decade it is coming up. happy new year! >> as you begin the 80s in the television world, the landscape was, on any given evening, 9 out of 10 people were watching only one of three networks. >> more than 30 mi...

its being called the mission to save humanity. well take you inside nasas plan to crash into an asteroid . we begin by tracking two dangerous storm systems. first, tropical storm ian churning across the warm, energizing waters of the caribbean right now. the latest forecast shows it strengthening to a category 4 hurricane over the gulf of mexico before slams into florida next week. it could be the first major hurricane to hit the state in four years. president joe biden has declared ...

her? hello. hes like, oh, anything else? like, no big w deal e . if just like, come. hello, this is . yeah, well, this is what we do. say th all right. if i was a liberal, id say this is bordering on abuse. oh>> sea, not to talk to you. okay, fine. i got it. i got it. i get you back for that, my friend. i will. im laura ingram .gr this is ingramahamthis i angle e washington tonight. we got nervous swamp creaturesar and that is the focus of tonights angle. now, joe biden has long spoken...

>> i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. >> this is gonna be a good show. >> are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? >> people say a good comedian doesnt have to cuss. and i thought, now thats [bleep] rubbish. >> how dirty is too dirty? >> why is all that so funny? >> i dont know. >> what youre about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. >> if you choose to go blue, youve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, theres nothing worse tha...

the tables have turned. >> the idea that jokes arent funny, its still very much a thing. >> there are some people who cant get their heads around what they dont know. >> i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said, maybe its better if you just died. >> i think they thought of women as a different species. >> for view ladies are capable of being a comedian, so everybody sticks by them. heres somebody that thinks they do it. >> this is a great argument that women are doing much better wor...