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>> hello i am lisa boothe along with jason chaffetz, tomi lahren and joe concha. welcome to "the big weekend show", the big story tonight. articles of impeachment revealed against homeland security secretary alejandro mayorkas. >> the border is closed, the border is secure. its my testimony the border is secure. >> you do think its a crisis now? >> it is a challenge. >> that insistence is one reason the house as mayorkas is putting our national security at risk. fox news correspondent ...

loud and dangerous but must be handled with care like when the leader of the free world gets confused by the biggest story of the year. >> reporter: to what extent has vladimir putin been weakened by recent events? >> its hard to tell, but hes clearl-y losing the war in iraq. tom: sorry, mr. president, theer war isry in ukraine.t some stories are like cherry womans -- bombs, if youre not paying attention, they can snear up on you like this fisherman and this gator. [background sounds]>...

loud, and dangerous, but must be handled with care. like when the leader of the free world gets confused by the biggest story of the year. vladimir putin -- >> sorry mr. president, the war is in ukraine. some stories are like cherry bombs. theyre not as dangerous but if youre not paying attention they can sneak up on you like this fisherman and this gator. [inaudible conversations] oh -- >> and some are roman candles they fizzle out like this rhode island democrat who keyed a guys car ...

loud, and dangerous, but must be handled with care. like when the leader of the free world gets confused by the biggest story of the year. vladimir putin -- >> sorry mr. president, the war is in ukraine. some stories are like cherry bombs. theyre not as dangerous but if youre not paying attention they can sneak up on you like this fisherman and this gator. [inaudible conversations] oh -- >> and some are roman candles they fizzle out like this rhode island democrat who keyed a guys car ...

hour of "fox & friends weekend" on saturday, january 29th. sunday. >> sunday, january 28th. not saturday, january 29th. carley: were not off to a good start, ladies and gentlemen. >> this is the fourth our. carley: we have major news this hour regarding the biden administrations response to the crisis at the southern border, as ex fbi officials issue a warning to congress. >> that coalition of former fbi staffers writing in a letter that the country is being, quote, invaded by military...

her only threesome is with smoky and the bandit. i checked it with her. he knows what good tv is but decided to do our show any way. rob law. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep. comedian joe davito. finally, he buys two seats when he flies. one for him and one for his belt. my massive side kick. yes. all right. before we get to these news stories, its friday. lets do this. >> gregs leftovers. mmm. >> tasty, hot water. ahh. its leftovers. i read the jokes we d...

news saturday night, c kaman hop in. ♪ ♪ ♪ welcome, welcome, welcome fox news saturday night with jimmy fallon and believe me i am just a shock to bed to a as you are. a lot of people lost money on that bet in vegas included mike executive producer but here we are. as always tonight shows a cable new keg party everyone is welcome from every political persuasion. in that spirit our pal tonight gives us a republican democrat hand up out with me tonight on the couch comedy kingpin m...

her only threesome was with smokey and the bandit. hell co-host ofs guests bottome on fox business, dagen mcdowell. >>some i i in with her. w he knows what good tv is buthais decided to do our show anyway. >> tv writer and producer rob lowe. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep . >> comedian joe devito right there. and finally,e he buys two seats when he flies. one for hid onm and one for his belt. my massive sidekick in the helicopter, terry, at all. >> right,...

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much reaction thus far in the united states but of course we will bring that as and when we get it. lets pause for a moment and get a check on the sport. after 2a seasons and six super bowl titles, bill belichick is leaving the new england patriots. it ends an era of historic success at the nfl franchise, with its owner calling belichick the best coach of all time. despite his achievements in new england, the patriots lost 13 of their 17 regular season games in 2023, finishing bottom o...