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[laughter] im kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so lets big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. dont knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because t...

[laughter] >> norah: amber 2024 race. >> there is no way i can lose iowa. lets see what happens. i dont think so. ♪ ♪ >> norah: millions of homeowners in florida financially drowning as the cost of flood insurance skyrockets. want to know as hurricane season begins. >> and why some say the state is leaving vulnerable residents in the dark about their risk of flooding. ♪ ♪ >> a missile attack in kyiv killed at least three people they are >> this is russias 18th air attack on ukr...

for northern ireland, the same across wales. as we head across thursday, a repeat performance. more cloud across northern and eastern areas. furtherwest, cloud across northern and eastern areas. further west, the best of the sunshine. again, the low 20s. we could see temperatures coming down a bit towards the end of the week. always out west we will see the high temperatures, most of the sunshine is we head through friday on the weekend. a little bit cooler and easier towards the east ...

french police fired tear gas at climate protestors in the french capital paris outside french oil giant total energies general assembly meeting. hundreds of protesters gathered outside as they tried to stop the event from happening. images on social media show totalenergies shareholders and activists arguing before the event. the meeting started an hour ago, as shareholders have to vote on a motion in regards to the companys carbon emission. they plan to allocate a third of its investm...

clark: slowly but surely, the 1970s are disappearing. the 1980s will be upon us. what a decade it is coming up. happy new year! [ cheers and applause ] auletta: as you begin the 80s in the television world, the landscape was, on any given evening, 9 out of 10 people were watching ononly one of f three netwtwork. more thahan 30 millilion peope are addicted to o it. social critics are mystified by its success. what is it? its televisions prime-time, prairie pot boiler, "dallas." bobby:y:...

i want you to have great lives in general, and you just have to stay healthy because were bringing you back. were going to bring you back. >> republican front-runner donald trump vows to put qanon extremist election denier and convicted felon mike flynn back in a position of power, if trump is again elected president. also tonight, growing republican support for individuallyism as they rush to the defense of the man who choked jordan neely to death. and at long last, we finally hav...

its a time of enormous turmoil. >> shut up in here. >> the 60s are over, dad. >> heres michael at the foul line, a shot on ehlo. good! >> [ laughs ] >> we intend to cover all the news all the time. we wont be signing off until the world ends. >> isnt that special? >> any tool for human expression will bring out both the best and the worst in us, and television has been that. >> they dont pay me enough to deal with animals like this. >> people are no longer embarrassed to admit they wat...

decision to send troops of the us-mexico border. i didnt customs and border protection needs more on the ground to build the inspected influx. some migrant setting up tents in mexico on the other side of the border. they are just waiting for the policy to officially end, how to 42 ends on thursday. many residents of border cities are getting a test of what is to come they may say theyre afraid of some local lawmakers may not be upfront completely about the expected surge. >> i think wh...

doesnt face any prison time. for has the jury found him guilty of raping miss carroll but found he defamed her and sexually abused her. for that, the jury has ordered him the pay $5 million in damages. well take you through these two stories and indeed how they link up in a political sense a little later this hour. lets first get the latest on this e. jean carroll case. bryan llenas in new york with the latest. >> good afternoon. in less than three hours, this jury came to their decisi...

360. i know youre upset. rightfully so. you just saw the durham report. which proved that there was no evidence to support any investigation with russian collusion and trump. the feeling its like being neutered. speaking of being neutered. greg is off tonight because hes taking his dog to be snipped. sorry, gus. better you then me. yeah, the durham report. youre asking, how did this happen? i wouldnt blame you if you never watched cnn or msnbc again. judging by the ratings, youre not. ...