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cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so theyre putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. lets talk about giant balloons, all right? >> yeah! >> greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the c...

On Monday, Americans witness the awe-inspiring total solar eclipse.

Talk for like a couple of seconds and youre like theres no way he can be that involved in anything. its like when you thank your little baby cousins kid for getting you a christmas present. youre like sweetheart, thank you so much. you know they had nothing to do with it. >> greg: no, exactly. its true. your point, you know, inflation is an invisible thing but its a real thing, emily its a tax. basically if you were making 80 grand a year youre probably actually in real terms, take out the taxes...

Full moon. maybe it came from hunters birthday party from last saturday. you know he loves his balloons. normally if theyre full of cocaine and shoved up a drug mules ass but still. hunter and the balloon have a lot in common, both paid for by china and high as [bleep]. chinese foreign ministry says it was a civilian weather ballooned strayed off course and entered u.s. air space by accident and decided to stick around that was as excusable as kilmeades christmas tree being torched. calling the ...

Theres always this pattern of like, hey, this year were going to shock those people in their living rooms. look at us. and then they come off and they look so stupid. because actually we shocked them. they dont understand america. these people -- im going to a mini rage monologue. these are the people that actually get shocked and outraged by our behavior every single day of their lives and then they decide were going to go out and -- and nobody cares, nobody cares about their behavior >> kat: y...

Lower classes. >> greg: you can say it, the smelly pieces. >> emily: and inflashily disproportionately affects the middle class. that # out of 10 american households that have dipped into their savings or stopped saving because of bidens america that happened in three months. it wasnt over two years. that poll was over, they said over a three-month period of time. and that just goes to show no matter what comfort level you have whatever cushion you have and you tell yourself yes this is secure a...

Subway. you go on there and its like theres a naked fellow with a knife. what are they going to do, oh, your overhead bin was open? okay. >> greg: true weve all adjusted what were willing to handle just happy someones not spitting on us. >> david: they should do, the people getting rudded the pilot should just do a sustained nose dive. >> greg: he cant. >> david: when theres rough turbulence, everyone behaves. they are all praying, theyre all quiet. [cheers and applause] >> greg: nice. kat, shou...

Kansas. if it was me i would have steered the dam thing into a space needle. because whats the point of having a space needle except to poke holes into space balloons. i bet the needle was sitting there the whole time thinking guys, im right here. never going to get this opportunity again. in the meantime i guess we can just take comfort in the fact that it took a balloon to remind us that we all share something in common. we hate when strangers get into our [bleep]. and that the bigger problem ...

During the journey was worth it to them which means it was getting a whole hell of a lot more than we expectment and i also think that it provides this sort of visual representation of what chinas been doing to us for years which is infiltrating our sovereign nation at any point. from cybersecurity to physical bases, our education system. >> greg: tik tok. >> emily: everything. >> greg: everything emily. >> david: razors. >> emily: everything. razors. >> greg: lawn furniture tor. >> emily: there...

Had, right? it got to see more states than forest gump on a jog. and the public got a good look at it, too. videos were all over social media, people filming it from their backyard. it was the best thing to happen in montana since custers last stand. it was the only thing to happen in montana since custers last stand. and perhaps it was the public who forced this administration to get off their fat lazy asses and do something about it. if people werent documented it would they have done anything...