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his wife shielded wilson. she ran the whole administration without telling anybody. the 32nd president of the united states, fdr. he suffered from polio and lost the ability to walk at the age of 39 roughly. he went on to win four elections in a row, all in a wheelchair. but most of the country didnt know he was in a wheelchair. he used a cane or someones arm for balance. and the secret service had pictures destroyed that were taken by rogue journalists. john kennedy wore a whack brace...

his wife shielded wilson. she ran the whole administration without telling anybody. the 32nd president of the united states, fdr. he suffered from polio and lost the ability to walk at the age of 39 roughly. he went on to win four elections in a row, all in a wheelchair. but most of the country didnt know he was in a wheelchair. he used a cane or someones arm for balance. and the secret service had pictures destroyed that were taken by rogue journalists. john kennedy wore a whack brace...

You cant leave all that comedy out there and not zap them. brian: it used to also be snl where you can go to find out whats funny. here is an example. >> i was is courted into a private hotel room where the governor lowered his pants. there was something about him, a mark or something, then he asked me to kiss it. did she kiss it? you are going to have to buy the book to find out. >> stock market is at 26,000. i had you down to a cool 8k. i am know ecomemer. but even i know that was no bueno. >>...

Like historically not good. at least the stock markets doing well now. you ever seen a graph of the stock market during my presidency? it is the only graph that comes with the slide-whistle sound effect. take a look. the stock market at 26,000 right now. i had you guys down to a cool 8k. now im no economier, but even i know that was no bueno. >> it is interesting, though. the economy didnt perform extraordinarily well. his approval is up to 61%. from 33%. >> remarkable. >> just shows you how imp...

And you might remember the w. stands for whats up. >> thats right. will ferrell made a triumphant return to "saturday night live" last night. here is a bit more. >> a lot of people are saying, man, i wish george w. bush was still our president right about now. so i just wanted to address my fellow americans to night and remind you guys that i was really bad. stock market is at 26,000 right now. i had you guys koun to a cool 8k. im no economer, but even i know that was no bueno. >> okay. he left ...