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Cortese may need a reality check after being busted over the weekend. video from tmz shows her walking down the middle of the street and slapping cars as they pass by. she was trying to walk. she was hauled off to jail in handcuffs, charged with disorderly conduct. police say she was d-r-u-n-k but probably couldnt spell it. this comes after the entire cast was involved in a bar brawl friday night. >> the cast of "jersey shore" never disappoints. those kids are always into something. and last wee...

And the site is now working to disable it but again the dislike button, dont hit it. before taking office, president obama promised to take a cue from abraham lincoln and assemble a "team of rivals." included in his bipartisan cabinet, former president bushs secretary of defense, robert gates. gates took the job in december of 2006. now hes planning on stepping down by the spring of next year. for more lets bring in our chris lawrence live at pentagon. chri hes been there an awfully long time....

Susceptible to water borne diseases. 20 million people are displaced, hurt, hungry or homeless because of the floodwaters. sara si sara, what is it like two weeks later? >> reporter: it is still terrible here. in this area, some 250,000 people have been displaced. now we hear from officials that the rescue efforts is over but the relief effort is extremely slow here, kiran. the flooding in pakistan is still so expansive its difficult to tell where the water ends and the sky begins. search and re...

To cut 30,000 contractors and close an entire military command. >> the culture of endless money thats taken hold must be replaced by a culture of savings and restraint. >> some military officials dont like these cuts. might they consider gates a lame duck and try to wait him out? pentagon spokesman jeff morel told me theres always a danger but, "i dont think anyone would dare try to play with fire and drag their feet. they do so at their own apparel. the secretary is not afraid to fire people wh...

91 degrees. enjoy it while you can because most of the rest of the weeks going to be a bit of a washout. if you can do something outside, todays the day to do it. when you hit august, its like the pedal goes to the metal. 50 minutes after the hour. rob marciano is in the extreme weather center. probably went by like a flash for you, you were down in the gulf most of the time. >> i try get out west in the summertime, take in some of the high-mountain air and havent done it. yeah, boom, its alre...

Remain valid while the legal challenges work their way up the courts." this will continue to make its way through the legal system. the 9th circuit court of appeals saying it will look at this case in an expedited fashion and look for a trial some time in december. same-sex marriage supporters have the option of appealing this recent ruling to the supreme court but are choosing not to do so. theyve released a statement that says, "we are very gratified that the 9th circuit has recognized the imp...

Complained. >> this event could not be more amazing. wait, theres a monkey. i stand corrected. >> reporter: and this is the re-edited after-peta-complained version. >> wait, there is an invisible monkey. unbelievable. >> reporter: monkey see, monkey do. do not see monkey. >> oh, wait, there is an invisible monkey. >> reporter: oh, it is a chimp, not a monkey. but those who hate peta were thrilled. finally someone stood up to those morons at peta. genius dodge. genius. even if the genius who wrot...

Is likely to happen so be prepared. >> as we understand it, they can develop underneath the thunderstorm, wind shear, these violent shifts in one direction and can actually cause you to suddenly lose lift which may have indeed been the case here. we understand theyve made a lot of advances in equipment both at airports and on board the plane to try toy gueguess to detect a. what happened here? did it come on too suddenly or were there potentially maneuvers to get away from the wind shear? >> wel...

I guess they dont -- they dont even know a sony walkman, back in the day, carrying a casket. remember that? >> i are eight-track tapes. >> yeah, eight-tracks. man. times have changed. this mornings top stories minutes away. including two presidents and two wars. now robert gates says it is time for him to take a permanent break. what will the war in afghanistan look like without him? >> the fund-raising in chief, the president, ragi iraking it for democrats. >> prescription broccoli? how doctors...

When i saw the price, i dont know if i expected it to be gold-plated or what, but its just a bunch of plastic. it kind of resembles kind of a ball point pen. it is amazing this cost 800-some-dollars. >> amazing that it even costs $180. >> keep it around in your purse. you never know when youll need it. tomorrow we look at a hospital thats saving, not skimping, on quality care. more than $1 trillion a year in wasteful spending. some people are saying maybe the entire system could learn somethin...