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>> i will never be young again or any younger than i am today. i will never be faster or more flexible. i will never win competitions against 22-year-old wrestlers in my weight class. i will never be a black belt. none of those things will happen, but none of that matters anymore. ♪ i took a walk through this beautiful world ♪ ♪ felt the cool rain on my shoulder ♪ ♪ found something good in this beautiful world ♪ ♪ i felt the rain getting colder ♪ ♪ >> san francisco is...

Im fully aware of the fact that, and i can hear it already, its like every show youve ever done in san francisco you come here. yes, thats correct. true love cannot be denied. i need a counter with some familiar faces on the other side. >> good morning. >> what am i having? the crab back, of course. >> ill get you one. >> i need a cold draft beer. i deserve this beer. been eating healthy. im like a real housewife of new york city. i drink only vodka, you know, because its low carb. and i need sh...

Side. >> good morning. >> what am i having? the crab back, of course. >> ill get you one. >> i need a cold draft beer. i deserve this beer. been eating healthy. im like a real housewife of new york city. i drink only vodka, you know, because its low carb. and i need shellfish. >> look at the size of that one. here it is. thats a crab back. >> oh, dude. i guess somebody throws this away. they tear the legs off and eat them and throw this out. stupid people. all that good stuff, the brains and fat...

Extend this arm. yes. hands are a little tight, so you can always adjust it. ♪ >> in case you havent noticed, im an old school guy. im sentimental about things. nautical theme restaurants, puppies, and places like this. im fully aware of the fact that, and i can hear it already, its like every show youve ever done in san francisco you come here. yes, thats correct. true love cannot be denied. i need to counter with some familiar faces on the other side. >> good morning. >> what am i having? th...

The crab back, of course. >> ill get you one. >> i need a cold draft beer. i deserve this beer. ive been eating healthy. and i need shellfish. >> look at the size of that one. >> oh, dude. i guess somebody throws this away. they tear the legs off and eat them and throw this out. stupid people. all that good stuff, the brains and fat and magic. looks like unicorn juice. mmm. swan oyster depot, a touchstone in my worldwide wanderings, a happy zone. if i read about myself dying at this counter, i s...