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militarys explanation of what happened. and north korea set to launch a satellite next month that is going to mark the 100th birthday. there have been missile tests in disguise. the state department is calling the news highly provocative. and its game on. president obama is raising money in chicago to raise more campaign cash. vice president biden, he is in fighting mode and in a speech to auto workers yesterday blasted republicans who opposed the industry bailout. >> he made the t...

that. i think we will exceed that goal. its important to -- >> your goal wasnt to win one of these states? >> i dont think anybody expected mitt to win alabama or mississippi. as mitt said early on in the campaign, that this was an away game for him. i think thats -- i think thats true. look, this is a delegate contest and like i said, our goal was to come in, take a third of the delegates. >> keeping him honest on that claim that nobody expected him to win alabama or mississippi. in f...

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>> the republican race for the white house is all tied up in mississippi and alabama, most primary polls close in four hours. those contests could go anywhere. . whats happens in lafayette, jim? >> the primaries are, all three candidates have a serious shot at taking the checkered flack, all at least at risk for a maybe blowout. with the deep vow. >> reporter: confident that primaries in mississippi and alabama could put him in the gops drivers seat -- >> under the obama economy, its b...

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member has opened fire on civilians. sarah is in kabul, afghanistan. what can you tell us at this point? >> reporter: good morning. at this point theres a lot of conflicting information, depending bho you ask, which has been par for the course in this conflict. away were hearing from the international service assistance force is that they are saying, look, this was one soldier who went off base. it was not a part of any kind of a mission. the soldier left base, walked off the base, and...

ill also bring you an amazing story. free and fair elections in china. ill explain. but first, heres my take. president obama has been trying to cool down the war fever that suddenly gripped washington early this month. but prime minister benjamin netanyahus visit and the flurry of statements surrounding it have created a dangerous dynamic. it is easy to see how things move toward war. it is difficult to see how they dont. the pressure is building on iran, but there are no serious di...

thats when everybody started freaking out. >> ill at all talk to the passenger who shot this video. and if youre a big fan of apple one probably cant wait to get your hands on the in you i pap pad. our own tech expert weighs in. syrian president al assad says hes reportedly ready to end nearly a year of unrest thats gripped his country. kafi annan met with al assad today. the syrian leader blamed terrorist groups for blocking a peaceful solution. thousands of anti-government demons...