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Mustachio d. >> they dont have that in canada? >> you have moose. >> they eat moose. >> should women get a tax break? >> according to a report that i just made up, they spend a crap load on grooming. >> the only fallout is my blowout is tax deductible. >> bill, you couldnt grow a mustache no matter how hard you tried, yet you have seven nipples. are you sad? >> i am amazed you turned that into a question. kudos to you. >> i can grow a mustache. it looks like a super glued pubic hair on my face. ...

You do it anyway and it turns into something. >> you made a crap load of money off that, didnt you? >> what was the first thing you bought? tell me? >> a jaguar. >> you bought a jaguar? i like you are honest. the animal, right? not the car? >> and then the check $375 for bill. >> i gave him back 50. >> "tell it to my heart" what does it get? >> i havent figured it out. do you have a good idea what that may be? >> what do you tell it? >> thanks for keeping me alive. i dont like it when you are fa...

Mama? the answer is the opposite of not yes squared. according to politico .com the president is acting like a nanny to america or worse a scold. the age of open change has spent a crap load of time add admonishing americans on how they will change. his advice to parents to replace the video game with a book and make sure the homework gets done. he urged members of congress not to watch blogs. he has proded people to get off the couch. eat theythy and exercise more. so is he overreaching when it...

Is obama becoming your mama? the answer is the opposite of not yes squared. according to politico .com the president is acting like a nanny to america or worse a scold. the age of open change has spent a crap load of time add admonishing americans on how they will change. his advice to parents to replace the video game with a book and make sure the homework gets done. he urged members of congress not to watch blogs. he has proded people to get off the couch. eat theythy and exercise more. so is ...

So, what is the real outrage? is the first four words of donald tweets. uranium deals with russia. think about it. we sold a crap load of uranium to russia. were we clean out of anthrax spores? we throat a crap load of uranium to russia. like selling steroids to lance armstrong. it leads to nothing good. we sold uranium to russians and we didnt see that as a problem pressure for the past ten months we have been lectured that russians arent to be trusted by the same idiots who had no problem sell...

Is the first four words of donald tweets. uranium deals with russia. think about it. we sold a crap load of uranium to russia. were we clean out of anthrax spores? we throat a crap load of uranium to russia. like selling steroids to lance armstrong. it leads to nothing good. we sold uranium to russians and we didnt see that as a problem pressure for the past ten months we have been lectured that russians arent to be trusted by the same idiots who had no problem selling them uranium. now, its sil...

Is the first four words of donald tweets. uranium deals with russia. think about it. we sold a crap load of uranium to russia. were we clean out of anthrax spores? we throat a crap load of uranium to russia. like selling steroids to lance armstrong. it leads to nothing good. we sold uranium to russians and we didnt see that as a problem pressure for the past ten months we have been lectured that russians arent to be trusted by the same idiots who had no problem selling them uranium. now, its sil...

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Gingrich continue to split. if he wins georgia -- >> -- gingrich will stay in if he wins georgia because the primaries after that are down south. >> bill: brit hume is next. he he will analyze what might happen on super tuesday and different perspective. federal judge tells a racial joke about barack obama. should that judge be impeached? im going to have to recite the joke and it is offensive. just giving you a viewer warning now. is it legal on othe case upcoming. i think the volt is an awesom...