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January 8, 2011
Make you divorce your spouse and give up your kids. >> thank you, andy. >> happy 900th birthday. >> thank you. lets welcome our guests. i am here with -- it is like looking -- i am here with remy spencer. she is so hot her legal briefs must be flame retardant. look at that hair. he hosts cruiser control on pjtv .com. if comedic genius was a bust, they would ride him for free. and he wreaks of water damage and gloom, it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz, barely alive. and we are glad -- gla...
July 3, 2010
Biff? >> thank you, scruff. >> oh no you didnt, biff. >> yes, i did, scruff. go away you jewish devil. i am here with new york reporter lauren sevon. it is steven cruiser. he hosted cruiser control. if wit were jam, i would get him all over my fingers. and it is still alive. my repulsive sidekick bill shultz -- shultz. if you need fireworks this weekend. he is known to smuggle an entire roman candle inside him. and if intelligence were a tennis ball, i would bang him at wimbledon. and he wears...
May 1, 2010
Lets welcome our guest. i am here withly anne -- with leeann. she is host of "poker after dark." i hope it is a game. it is not like poke her after dark. and she is so hot she leaves carbon footprints when she takes off her shoes. it is steven cruiser. he hosts cruiser control on pj-tv. if witt was lasagna, he would be baked. and she is so smoking she has been banned in most public places. or was that for shoplifting? tv personality or whatever that means and bloger, she is cuter than a lady bug...
March 30, 2010
White chocolate and rainbows and homemade popers. he has cruiser control and he is so sharp he sleeps on a cutting board. >> i didnt ask. >> i know, but it was a good one. he hangs out on the dock. he likes to eat rocks and he lives in a box. my repulsive sidekick bill shultz. on the weekend he is a sock puppet. and he knows barbs like i eat carbs. it is a great show on siriusxm radio. and he covets awards like our readers are board. good to see you, pinch. >> not to be a procramer, but read and...
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Lets welcome our guests. she is the unrepent tent monster and she is responsible for all that is evil in this world. i am here with dana marine know and sh -- perino and one of my co-hosts on "the five." and steven cruiser, host of "cruiser control." and 234* samoa he is considered a tooth pick. he is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he can pull more legs than a leg pulling machine. it is the great comedian jim norton. he is easy to bash because his sales are trash. good to see you, pinch. >> today...
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Bye. lets welcome our guests. she is the unrepent tent monster and she is responsible for all that is evil in this world. i am here with dana marine know and sh -- perino and one of my co-hosts on "the five." and steven cruiser, host of "cruiser control." and 234* samoa he is considered a tooth pick. he is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he can pull more legs than a leg pulling machine. it is the great comedian jim norton. he is easy to bash because his sales are trash. good to see you, pinch. >...
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Far. >> life is just a fantasy, greg. >> or a nightmarish fantasy. >> tomato-tomato. lets welcome our guests haling from the land down under also known as great eveningnd la. i am here with imogen lloyd web. she is so steamy her face doubles as a hot plate. and he holds a degree in goatee. he has cruiser control on pjtv .com. and he stinks of things that smell. it is my repulsive sidekick bill shultz. and he is a writer, director, comedian and a graceful lover who gets exceptional back rubs. n...
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Far. >> life is just a fantasy, greg. >> or a nightmarish fantasy. >> tomato-tomato. lets welcome our guests haling from the land down under also known as great eveningnd la. i am here with imogen lloyd web. she is so steamy her face doubles as a hot plate. and he holds a degree in goatee. he has cruiser control on pjtv .com. and he stinks of things that smell. it is my repulsive sidekick bill shultz. and he is a writer, director, comedian and a graceful lover who gets exceptional back rubs. n...