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>> cryo worker: you did it. >> anthony: oh! all right! >> dean: oh. turn it off. whoa. >> anthony: well, how do you feel? >> dean: good luck. dying. in a good way, though. >> anthony: all right. so step right in? >> cryo worker: yeah, step in -- >> anthony: i dont like the way he looks. he looks unhappy. all right. >> cryo worker: sorry. did you notice how like the last 40, 50 seconds were the coldest? >> dean: yeah. >> cryo worker: pretty much his whole session is gonna be like that last 40, 50...

You didnt hit negative 306 and 308 till the last minute. >> anthony: how long have i got? >> cryo worker: youre not even halfway there. >> anthony: im not even halfway there. oh. >> dean: im trying to be helpful, but i cant even talk right now. >> cryo worker: yeah. >> anthony: how we doing for time? >> cryo worker: youre almost done. >> anthony: yeah, whats "almost" mean? >> cryo worker: ten seconds. >> anthony: is it really? >> cryo worker: yeah. you did good. >> anthony: wow. >> cryo worker: ...

>> cryo worker: you feelin all right? >> anthony: no, no, its bad. oh, i gotta like rub some hot chicken all over my body. >> cryo worker: youre ten seconds in. >> anthony: oh! dont tell me that. >> cryo worker: but you see, hes already in negative 308. you didnt hit negative 306 and 308 till the last minute. >> anthony: how long have i got? >> cryo worker: youre not even halfway there. >> anthony: im not even halfway there. oh. >> dean: im trying to be helpful, but i cant even talk right now. >...

Proteins, after which you are supposed to feel better. if your fingers and penis dont shatter like hummel figurines. >> cryo worker: you did it. >> anthony: oh! all right! >> dean: oh. turn it off. whoa. >> anthony: well, how do you feel? >> dean: good luck. dying. in a good way, though. >> anthony: all right. so step right in? >> cryo worker: yeah, step in -- >> anthony: i dont like the way he looks. he looks unhappy. all right. >> cryo worker: sorry. did you notice how like the last 40, 50 sec...

Restaurant, tony. >> anthony: basically, you step inside a big tube into which liquid nitrogen is pumped, chilling things down to a less than comfortable minus 300 degrees you inherently convince your body that its dying on the permafrost, causing it to kick loose all sorts of emergency, lifesaving, anti-inflammatory proteins, after which you are supposed to feel better. if your fingers and penis dont shatter like hummel figurines. >> cryo worker: you did it. >> anthony: oh! all right! >> dean: ...

>> cryo worker: pretty much his whole session is gonna be like that last 40, 50 seconds. >> anthony: oh the whole -- oh, great. >> cryo worker: the whole session. because youre doing second. >> anthony: oh yeah, thats uncomfortable. >> cryo worker: youre already in negative 306. >> anthony: oh yeah. its bad. thats bad. thats not good. >> dean: you can do it. >> cryo worker: you feelin all right? >> anthony: no, no, its bad. oh, i gotta like rub some hot chicken all over my body. >> cryo worker: ...

>> cryo worker: yeah, theres still one more level up. >> dean: whats the longest you can go in there? >> cryo worker: three minutes. >> dean: three minutes. >> cryo worker: watch your head, sir. >> anthony: wondered what it was like to have a micro-penis. ooh, i feel all crispy. that was kind of awesome. freshly invigorated by our subzero experience, with newfound appetites to go with our newfound cryogenically induced superpowers, dean and i head over to city house, tandy wilsons place, for som...

He looks. he looks unhappy. all right. >> cryo worker: sorry. did you notice how like the last 40, 50 seconds were the coldest? >> dean: yeah. >> cryo worker: pretty much his whole session is gonna be like that last 40, 50 seconds. >> anthony: oh the whole -- oh, great. >> cryo worker: the whole session. because youre doing second. >> anthony: oh yeah, thats uncomfortable. >> cryo worker: youre already in negative 306. >> anthony: oh yeah. its bad. thats bad. thats not good. >> dean: you can do ...

>> dean: no. >> anthony: no? >> dean: this is a terrible restaurant, tony. >> anthony: basically, you step inside a big tube into which liquid nitrogen is pumped, chilling things down to a less than comfortable minus 300 degrees, you inherently convince your body that its dying on the permafrost, causing it to kick loose all sorts of emergency, lifesaving, anti-inflammatory proteins, after which, you are supposed to feel better. if your fingers and penis dont shatter like hummel figurines. >> cr...