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Happy Friday, kittens! It's been a long, trolly week with approximately 500 notifications a day here at Cryptosphere Global HQ thanks to raincoaster's story about hacktivist-turned-jihadi Junaid Hussain aka TriCk of TeaMp0isoN. If you haven't read it, please do. PLEASE do. It'll annoy Ron so much. And now, the news! Since we haven't posted since Monday…

Happy Cyber Monday, kittens! We've scoured the depths of the Internet (or at least those parts of it that will give us a kickback) for the finest in geek gift items. Let no man say we are not servicey at Cryptosphere Global HQ: it would hurt us, positively hurt us, if one of you had…

Happy Tuesday, kittens! Things got a little out of hand at Cryptosphere Global HQ last night, but as you can see order has been restored and everything is once again under control. Also, lunch will be provided by the management today for the basement-dwelling serf class who churn out the pixels you consume so voraciously.…

Is the week over? Are we there yet, kittens? We at The Cryptosphere Global HQ are somewhat distracted lately. Between hardware crashes and CMS's failing to M, let alone Control S, we're about fed up with technology lately, and if we see The Cloud, we'll expect it to rain on us and not in a…

Oh man, I'd hang out at cafes a lot more if I could get Absinthe there. I don't even like Absinthe, I just like the idea I could get it if I wanted to. If what I really wanted was a weedy hipster, I'd be all set, but alas it is not. God, I need…

Je Suis Agrabah via Imtiaz Popat on Fedbook Happy Monday, kittens! Today, we’re thinking of the poor MENA-region city of Agrabah, which is completely imaginary, and which 41% of Trump supporters support bombing. We are also thinking of the Marx Brothers’ famously tasty Duck Soup, and of not living on this planet anymore. Let’s have a cup of life-affirming coffee together and somehow soldier on. To the news!