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I tell you. i never -- i was more focused on learning the ability to learn than i wanted to memorize a bunch of stuff and so i always like to cut up and have a good time and laugh and you had me back on the show -- come i think i am good at comedy but i am not that great at standing up so i dont know why -- >> greg: i never said such a thing, young man. in any way. done here. i think we are done. >> i got so. >> greg: what a great way to and a comedy segment. >> you can show my weed wacker harri...

Humor experts, meaning no one from the colbert show, judge the best one and discover the funniest lines were written by the smartest kids proving you can be smart and funny which i always knew book who could have predicted i would also be good looking. emily, for more, lets go to a clown for comments. >> i was known as a bit of a cut up back and yell but all this cloning help me to my success? lets just say when i get out of a tiny cart with 38 of my friends now, that car is a bmw. kat, you are ...

Lets discuss that and those attacks yesterday that cost so much devastation in kabul and the wider secured situation. gordon corera has joined me. in terms of the specifics of this afternoons statement from the foreign secretary, gordon, desperate news, but it was a high capital and many more people wounded, and given the location of those blasts, one assumes that all sorts of nationalities are cut up in that. . �* , ~ ., , that. thats right. i think as the death still _ that. thats right. i t...

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And they never did. back in his garage, rostein shared grizzly details on how he and marjorie originally planned to chop up the frozen body. >> the grinder, i see a box there for it and the grinder is here. >> right. >> then the story was that i was going to use that to cut up part of the body. >> bill rothstein and marjorie diehl-armstrong had come up with a plan to dispose of mr. rodens body. and their goal was to use a chain saw, cut up his body after it was frozen, and then put it in the ice...

Pete what is your favorite thing about this time year? >> you know i want to share the message and the reason for the season, especially with my kids. ive got a bunch of kids and everybody gets cut up and sansone all the gifts, but it is the christmas story, the birth of jesus that really matters of why we all come together and celebrate. so my parents used to take me to it forest lake minnesota to the live nativity. its where the manger scene comes alive with actors and singers right in front o...

About this time year? >> you know i want to share the message and the reason for the season, especially with my kids. ive got a bunch of kids and everybody gets cut up and sansone all the gifts, but it is the christmas story, the birth of jesus that really matters of why we all come together and celebrate. so my parents used to take me to it forest lake minnesota to the live nativity. its where the manger scene comes alive with actors and singers right in front of you. since minnesota in decembe...

Blood all over the floor, on the walls, on the ceilings. >> there was blood all over the place? >> yeah. the couch was tipped over. like i said, it was just horrific. >> the victim was john hill, a 34-year-old local businessman who kept his life very private. >> in the back where his bedroom was, it was totally ransacked. the waterbed was all cut up. there wasnt a room in that house that didnt have damage. because he was running around the room trying to get away from them. >> the scene, total m...

Assistance for help with a political campaign, that coming from bill taylor. matthew, how important will bill taylors testimony be? >> taylor covers a lot of ground here. from taylors testimony we learned that he believed it was giulianis idea who get these investigations to help the president. he spoke a lot in his testimony about this shadow foreign policy, this alternative foreign policy that wasnt about securing americas best interest, it was about securing the presidents personal and politi...

Atlanta police chief confirmed at a press conference that body of the 21-year-old was discovered at a park in dekalb county. thats whats happening. now back to "dateline." when the detectives got back to the station, they reviewed what they had on jr, the entertainment system installer. his alibi, dna, scratched hands. but soon they had something else. doubts. >> he installed sound systems so hes always working in tight spaces and thats how he cut his hands up. >> did you believe him? >> its b...