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saying they need to notch a win ahead of the midterms. and whispers on whether biden should run again are screaming headlines. democrats openly worry about his age and low approval. adding to the presidents misfortunes are the optics, president biden after he tried to get off his bike in delaware. thankfully hes okay. he was back on the beach, getting defensive, as more economists warn a recession could be coming. >> is it more likely than ever? come on. dont make things up. you dont l...

the decision not to lie even though donald trump told them to, its their turn next in front of the january 6th select committee. one of them set to testify in the coming days, the elections boss in the state of georgia, brad raffensperger. he was on the other end of that infamous phone call with the then president of the united states who was desperately scrambling to come up with votes that didnt exist. >> so look, all i want to do is this. i just want to find 11,780 votes, which is o...

you remember him the voice of triumph the insult dog. and joining us now, chad, the story just breaking last night. what can you tell us this morning? >> hey, its a strange story, griff. people are not supposed to be inside the capitol complex unescorted after hours, but thats exactly what happened with this production team from the late show. now, the seven went through official channels to get credential toss cover the 1-6 committee hearings, but denied because theyre not members of ...

arthel: hi everyone i am arthel neville played through the big stores were prone here at this hour, record high gas prices and rising inflation continuing to drag down president bidens pole. approval rating below 40%. also a firefighter killed several others pulled from the rubble. the burning building and philadelphia. lasting for hours. an l.a. district attorney being criticized after the shooting death of two los angeles police officers. critics say the suspects out of jail because ...

the incident renewing a heated debate about security in the nations capitol at a time and politically motivated threats are on the rise. derek republican congresswoman claudia tenney is standing by with her reaction. but we first go to congressional correspondent chad pergram. >> will try to bring you that report from chad pergram and just a moment. the group reportedly had been told to leave the congressional building earlier in the day by capitol police. somehow they got back in. app...

Something. >> jesse: greg. >> greg: or perhaps stealing giant q-tips. chris cuomo would have been like whoa, hold on a second, that is supposed to quote my nose and a comedy segment. it weird to see cartels diversify, drugs, smuggling theft, pretty soon they will have their own podcast. there is another thing we set a long time ago and i bet -- bombing -- remember we were talking about bombing the cartels and people are going no no, no, that is an act of war in another country, but we do that to...

I was thinking about the fact that they were stealing ice cream two years ago may be stealth there would have said something. >> jesse: greg. >> greg: or perhaps stealing giant q-tips. chris cuomo would have been like whoa, hold on a second, that is supposed to quote my nose and a comedy segment. it weird to see cartels diversify, drugs, smuggling, theft, pretty soon they will have their own podcast. there is another thing we set a long time ago and i bet -- bombing -- remember we were talking a...

The late show team they overstayed their welcome. busted by u.s. capitol police. in a statement cbs says the production team came to capitol hill to do interviews for a comedy segment to insult comedy dog. he is also known for his work on a saturday night live tv fun house animated shorts. cbs said the interviews were prearranged with congressional offices. fox was told on thursday morning they interviewed one committee members adam schiff and stephanie murphy. it is not on the committee. capito...

0 >> we are out of time. thank you. i love you america. >> welcome to fox new @ night a shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight were protests outside the home of supreme court justices as we await a landmark decision on abortion rights. as the fbi is investigating a series of attacks targeting pregnancy resource centers and state faith-based organizations across the country. a breach of security at the us capitol. at several employees of late-night talkshow host stephe colbert were arreste...

I tell you. i never -- i was more focused on learning the ability to learn than i wanted to memorize a bunch of stuff and so i always like to cut up and have a good time and laugh and you had me back on the show -- come i think i am good at comedy but i am not that great at standing up so i dont know why -- >> greg: i never said such a thing, young man. in any way. done here. i think we are done. >> i got so. >> greg: what a great way to and a comedy segment. >> you can show my weed wacker harri...