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Different winner in each one. in other words this isnt going to be settled and theres a lot of talk now that the whole thing will go to convention, leaving at all very open. >> dude democrats hate trump more than they love socialism. right now the answer is they hate trump more than they love socialism. that could change, however right now they are prioritizing who can beat donald trump. i think donald trump would eat all of these people convincingly. we love the joe biden comedy segment. i will...

Different winner in each one. in other words this isnt going to be settled and theres a lot of talk now that the whole thing will go to convention, leaving at all very open. >> dude democrats hate trump more than they love socialism. right now the answer is they hate trump more than they love socialism. that could change, however right now they are prioritizing who can beat donald trump. i think donald trump would eat all of these people convincingly. we love the joe biden comedy segment. i will...

Their hand forgiving health insurance to illegal immigrants talking about decriminalizing border crossings and bernie sanders laying out a plan to abolish ice, it already has and alexandria ocasio-cortez abolishing ice, i think these policies are part of the national dynamic. >> they need to take these policies national. liquid company in san francisco. >> you want healthcare for illegal immigrants -- >> joe biden is next. coming of the 2020 update is another joe biden comedy segment. somewhat c...

Paid when you look at democrats on the debate stage raising their hand forgiving health insurance to illegal immigrants talking about decriminalizing border crossings and bernie sanders laying out a plan to abolish ice, it already has and alexandria ocasio-cortez abolishing ice, i think these policies are part of the national dynamic. >> they need to take these policies national. liquid company in san francisco. >> you want healthcare for illegal immigrants -- >> joe biden is next. coming of the...

Fun. >> i think ill outlive all of you. >> well see what happens. >> let the republican have fun for once. >> you know he is mcloving these results. >> excuse me. i didnt realize we were back. that election music gets me every time. >> i thought that was my music. >> dont. but according to one big thinker, its because -- see thats over the line. i know its a comedy segment. >> our facebook relationship status with edward snowden is complicated. >> always as smooth as snoopy. >> fewer americans h...

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pitching a rare perfect game. boy, ill bet hes a happy one waking up this morning. welcome to "early start," im ashleigh banfield. >> and im zoraida sambolin. it is 5:00 a.m. in the east, lets get started. we can expect more graphic testimony when the jerry sandusky child sex abuse trial resumes a couple of hours from now. remaining accusers, three of them expected to tell the jury who the former penn state football coach allegedly did to them when they were children. in court three me...

her deathbed, he starred to plus -- a band keeps a think, you know, she was once a little girl and somebody did promise after this horrible something to her to make her stage collapse. tonight, their tribute this way. and he was forgiving to her in a performance. way at the end. and funny man darrell hammond and so like i said, he just thinks maybe something happened to her when she was a kid. gets serious. >> beating, being electrocuted. >> theres never any excuse for abuse. only sh...