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Death on the Nile (Season 9 Episode 3 of 4): All-star mystery, with David Suchet and James Fox. Agatha Christie's Poirot airs on ITV3 at 6:30 AM, Saturday 18 May. All-star mystery, with David Suchet and James Fox

As Sacha Baron Cohen plots the return of the 'rapper-stroke-idiot' from Staines, his collaborators reveal how he duped the establishment

Now streaming on: When I was an altar boy, assisting at Requiem High Mass and planning how to spend my 50-cent tip at the day-old pastry shop, funerals were sad affairs, with weeping and collapses and all that Latin. The only speaker was the priest, whose sermon reassured us that the Heavenly Father was reserving a space even now in the name of the Faithful Departed. These days a lot of funerals have become vaudevillian, with readings, fond stories, laughter, favorite golden oldies and everybod...