Those of us who keep Patterdale terriers consider ourselves hardened to violence. You should have been there the day she bit the Rector s bottom. Nasty business.
QUENTIN LETTS: Mr Chalk, in slender tie and elegant suit, was flawlessly grave. There was no acidity. We had no raging at the bunglers who failed to stop Khalife s kitchen-van escape.
HENRY DEEDES: They say the definition of a bore is someone who feels the need to tell you everything. In which case Graham Smith is one of life s ocean-going, chateau-bottled wet blankets.