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>> watching the military channel with you. >> he once broke up with a girl because she could not identify the high points. >> did you know there are 5 teen00 foot high tornados in hamburg? >> i did know that. it pulls people in. >> im yours. take me now, dana. take me now. >> in the every day, dana. >> >> no, just special occasions. >> that would be a freaky place to leave. im team dana when it comes to guning people by their -- judging people about their hair cuts. dr. phil tells her mom not to...

You have to report it. >> absolutely. and it blows the lid off thee whole culture we are seeing in this these videos. the whole culture of plannedmiin parenthood. they get taxpayer money every year.re all these and now there are all these calls on congress to shut the funding off because if they are gufg free abortions andan this -- giving free abortions and this is going on, we need to take a look at that. why are all of the effective under cover videos done byau faux pimps and hookers? why not...

Next "red eye." look at this fun group. return appearances from the movie "grandmas boy." and imogen lloyd webber, and pg commentator, steven cruiser with a goatee. >> back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> that sure was pretty, right, dana? it is like the mist is all pretty and filled with gold and silver. >> yeah. >> too bad it cant stay like that all the time. >> nothing can stay. >> what is the worst gift you have ever gotten for valentines day? >> thank you for asking. back in the ...

>> the rocky statue is a tourist attraction in philly. shouldnt detroit have as many tourist attractions as possible. >> so they can mug more tourists? >> we cant put a statue to every character in every 80s movies. can you imagine if we get our [explative] on the strip. carrottop will shut that down everywhere. >> i would appreciate a statue of dana. >> you mean, the great punk band? >> you know what i would like to see -- >> who would know it would take such an ugly under round. >> i know what...

Currents properties. >> you know what, they have a great sitcom called that yarn cat. every day he gets into a mess of trouble with a big ball of yarn. it is yarnarific. >> it is hard to believe there are only 20,000 viewers. >> and a woman knitting for the son that never calls her. thats great. >> jesse, you brought up the current average is 23,000 a night, but to be fair it reaches 60 million households, so he will get more than that. on the other hand how low is current tv that the operation ...

Of their haircut. >> and i am not defendingefdi their behavior, but it is notavb hard to make a secretary look ta dumb. the jerky boys proved that ahe longtime ago. tha he is a comic and he spent a coa half hour on carnival cruiselines.s they uh poll easy >>- q. ed for the conditions. g -- they apologized for the conditions. >> you spend enough time and you can get danas secretary reveal the fact he has scary practices when it comes toe ds n hiring landscapers. ot, sir. y n >> dana, last word?ou...