Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests kaley cuoco Megan Rapinoe comedian josh johnson. And the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy awesome. Oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. That feels good. Even though its its ten people a standing ovation is a standing ovation [ cheers and applause thats a loud ten people i love you guys. Thank you very much. Thanks for tuning in welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, of course the big story from the weekend is that joe biden has been elected the 46th president of the United States [ cheers and applause yeah for 75 million americans, the announcement was like the greatest unboxing video of all time [ light laughter ] its biden its biden its biden its biden ill always remember where i was when i heard the news. I was sitting in front of the tv, like i had been
Okay, guys, remember, youre in love. So i want you nose to nose, gazing into each others eyes. Do we have to be nose to nose . Cant we be back to back . Nono that is not my vision. Trish, start her up. Enjoy the wheel of terror. And action okay, trish, when it gets to the top, i want you to slow it down so i can see their faces as they come around. You can do that, cant you . I dont knowow cause pulling a l ler is so hard. brakes clank huh its harder than it looks. Why did we stop . I dont know. But i hope its not for long cause im scared of heights. Ah we probably shouldnt sit too close. If the car gets imbalanceded well fall, and itll be a horrible breathi mean death. Okay, now im really scared. Youll be fine. Just take deep breaths. exhales okay, take small breaths, really small breaths. Whats the hold up down there . Trish is on the phone with maintenance. Im sure theyll be here any minute. More like any hour. The Maintenance Man is still fixing the roller coaster i broke earlier.
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