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The grisly truth about S Club 7 Tweets of the week Tweets of the week I bet someone has got a Spotify playlist called Indie & Variant — Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 18, 2021 Theyre not quite as bubbly, wholesome and fun when you realise the S in S Club 7 stood for Seal. — Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) May 21, 2021 My Uncle was found dead in a vat of Tippex. The Police say there’s no suspicious circumstances but I’m beginning to suspect a cover-up. — Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) May 20,...

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Tweets of the week Tweets of the week The annual Autocorrect Convention has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumferences. — Daniel Edison (@DanEdisonComedy) February 25, 2021 In the ‘70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap. — Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) February 25, 2021 Norway sounds like a Scotsman refusing to do something. — Rob (@_Bankrobber_) February 26, 2021 Im not saying my workmate Stu is annoying bu...