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Is a good way to prove you havent disappeared. So, well, first of all, we documented the pregnancy, and thats right, joe biden appeared making a special i loved on snapchats daily political Jerry Seinfelds comedian show yesterday seth yes, great film they were only able to tell it creating his special. Was joe biden from the thumbprint and so its kind of like that if he had been pregnant and we dont know that he the fbi has seized the cell wasnt, actually phone of republican senator seth thats t...

A copy of that list. [ laughter and applause tomorrow is valentines day, where children all around the world learn to knock first [ audience oohs [ laughter and applause oh, they got to learn. Dennys is offering a valentines day promotion allowing customers to get married at its las vegas location, and if you want a honeymoon, theyll give you the bathroom key [ laughter ] mattel has launched a more inclusive range of barbie dolls including one with a prosthetic leg. Though the bigger news is tha...

So thats probably fine, right lets get to the news. Vice president mike pence is facing criticism after he toured a coronavirus testing facility yesterday without wearing a face mask but he might be okay, because looking at him, he drinks plenty of bleach. Hillary clinton endorsed former Vice President joe biden yesterday during a virtual town hall and this is nice, she even virtually smiled how nice for him following the news that the number of coronavirus cases in the u. S. Has surpassed one m...

[ laughter ] yeah seth you have to i will say, one thing we did this Madame Tussauds wax museum in summer was we played poker london announced today that it yes seth that i liked. Do you like playing poker . Has moved figures of prince harry and duchess Meghan Markle away from that of queen elizabeth. I you know, as you know, im terrible at it seth yeah, youre not good said the queen, not good enough yeah. No, not good melt them. [ light laughter ] seth what do you think what is your downside . ...

I really believe they are going that he plans to stay in the white house for the rest of the to have it under control fairly soon month because of the coronavirus pandemic and said it is, quote, you know, in april, supposedly, sort of like the nerve center. It dies with the hotter weather. Which makes sense, because it it and thats a beautiful date to look forward to. Seth first of all, you can cks. Tell my man spends too much time at maralago because he thinks officials at the bronx zoo april i...

Trump sitting through a movie . Whos that guy . Why is she mad at him . Are there boobs in this . Why cant we just watch porkys . according to reports, the Treasury Department has ordered that president trumps name will be printed on Coronavirus Relief checks, which would be the first time hes ever put his name on something helpful. Thats right, president trumps name will reportedly be printed on the front of paper checks for Coronavirus Relief payments, president trumps name, however, still has...

The virus. Man, he will stop at nothing to blame this pandemic on other people were one press conference away from him calling it the obama virus. The obama virus, or as its also known the Obama Hussein virus. Infectious diseases expert and Coronavirus Task force member dr. Anthony fauci has reportedly been assigned a security detail after receiving threats. Threats like stop contradicting me or else the governor of georgia said yesterday that he just learned in the last 24 hours that asymptomat...

President trump told reporters today that he would release a report on his finances before the 2020 election. And said that people will be shocked that the numbers are many, many times what you think. Okay, but anything times zero is zero [ laughter ] [ applause ] duchess Meghan Markle attended the u. S. Open this weekend to support her friend serena williams. Meanwhile, the queen went to the jets game. [ laughter ] a man on a mission to visit every starbucks in the world, last week visited his ...

Former Vice President joe biden said yesterday he had a good conversation with President Trump about the coronavirus pandemic and said trump was, quote, very gracious. Apparently he said a lot of nice things like, im sorry, this is not the president , and sir, you have the wrong number. At the same briefing yesterdayte downplayed the potential effects of the coronavirus because he is a, quote, cheerleader for this country. What thats not whaa cheerleader does its in their name i swear, trump pro...

[ laughter ] and from what i know of waffle houses, if theyre closed, run [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a former Trump Campaign aide has announced shes dropping her lawsuit accusing President Trump of kissing her without her consent. Shes also asked that we stop referring to her as a Campaign Aide [ laughter and applause iowa representative steve king yesterday defended the conditions inside Migrant Detention Centers and said he is not worried about reports that people have resorted to drin...