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Friday. Weve been desensitized, and weve been trained to think that the airport experience is horrible. Why should that be . That only happened just recently. You know, before it was the miracle of flight. Traveling was exciting. Reporter but for most americans, its been a long time since flying was anything close to exciting. Smaller seats, fuller plane, and often dark, dingy terminals that feel a bit like bus stations. We invented the aviation system, and we dont have one of the top 30 airport...

Shattering a controversial speed record. See how the drivers pulled it off and why nays they why naysay no one was ever in danger. First, todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. We are not prepared to confirm what may have motivated the shooter. There are many reports circulating, but the fbi deals only in facts. A deadly shooting at a Florida Naval base. Reporter the shooter, a pilot in saudi arabias air force, stormed a classroom building and opened fire. I dont see this undermining the d...

He went on twitter, wrote man, these l. A. Fires are no joke. Ive been driving around with my family trying to get rooms, no luck so far. Lebron finally did find a place i feel like lebron could have knocked on any door in l. A. , yeah, sure, stay for taco tuesday. [cheers and applause] but we send our best to those displaced by the fires and up north. Every october we travel to brooklyn. When we come back, the whole place is on fire. This is our first day home after a weeklong residency at the ...

Evacuated from their homes. Even lebron james had to flee his home. He went on twitter, he wrote, man, these l. A. Fires are no joke. Had to ernlmergence evacuate my house and ive been driving around with my family trying to get rooms. No luck so far. Lebron found a place. I feel like lebron could have knocked on any door in l. A. Yeah, sure. Stay for taco tuesday. [ cheers and applause ] but we send our best to those displaced by the fires here and up north. This has become an annual tradition....

Ratchets up its warnings about that mysterious vaping illness sweeping the country. An outbreak of this magnitude that doesnt show any sign of slowing down is of great concern. More than a thousand people now sickened or killed just ahead, the new clue on what could be the cause. Massive payouts, a major casino hotel that just agreed to pay nearly a billion dollars to victims of the Las Vegas Massacre, what survivors are saying two years after the deadliest mass shooting in u. S. History. All th...

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If they just do on wise guys. I cant believe how things keep going our way. Wise guys a buddy comedy about a two low level gang centers who work for a Mafia Don Named Costello and get into all sorts of high jinx. Probably not the highlight of Danny Devitos long and successful career but it was sort of the high point for his costar joe piskapoe. He wept onto play a hapless mobster from the 1930s alongside Michael Keyton from the movie dangerously. Two years later he played a modern version of the...

If any of the neighbors want to come and speak to me about what they saw on that block, you have an open invitation. A great segment. Do you remember the 1980s mobsters comedy, wiseguys. Its part of the grand design. The mob is willing to forgive them. If he will just do one simple thing. Wiseguys. Wiseguys. A comedy about two loadable gangsters played by joe piscopo and danny devito, who work for a mafia done called castillo. Probably not the highlight of Danny Devitos successful career, it was...

Take a pill. Then cheat on your wife with a porn star, pay her off to win the presidency, and then be forced to defend yourself in court. Its that simple. Then its off to dreamland. [farts] announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Courtroom drama plus, stephen welcomes John Leguizamo and laura coates featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen there you go. Nic...

[ light laughter ] things have changed since last year, phil. [ laughter ] thats right, today was groundhog day. The ground hog looked down and saw six more executive orders. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump spoke at the National Prayer breakfast this morning. Of course, ever since he was elected, every breakfast is a prayer breakfast. [ laughter ] please, god, dont let these be my last fruit loops. [ laughter and applause ] President Trump today had lunch with Harley Davidson executive...