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Sound check. [ light laughter ] check, one, two check, one, two. I invented jet skis. Check, one, two. [ light laughter ] dung former Trump Campaign manager, cory lewandowskis appearance before congress today, one representative called lewandowski, quote, some kind of forrest gump relating to corruption, due to his appearance in numerous scandals. Hey, if the haircut fits [ light laughter ] President Trump watched his former Campaign Manager cory lewandowskis congressional testimony today from a...

Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight uu. K. In the membrane. Plus, stephen welcomes Renee Zellweger Walton Goggins and a special appearance by new zealands Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on hi there thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Hello, chris. Nick and mark, every up there, down, there out there, around the world. Welcome to ...

Sound check. [ light laughter ] check, one, two, check, one, two. I invented jet skis, check, one, two. [ light laughter ] during former Trump Campaign manager, cory lewandowskis appearance before congress today, one representative called lewandowski, quote, some kind of forrest gump relating to corruption, due to his appearance and numerous scandals. Hey, if the haircut fits [ light laughter ] President Trump watched his former Campaign Manager cory lewandowskis congressional testimony today fr...

They expect the heat will cause the usual problems. Blackouts are possible. Driving is more dangerous. People who netflix may be unable to chill over the weekend. So heres a little advice. Ive lived in some hot places. I lived in vegas. I lived in phoenix. What i do, i put my clothes in the fridge overnight, and youll thank me in the morning, just the president put on a real scorcher of a show last night. I dont know if you saw any of it, but trump held a rally in north korea i mean North Caroli...

Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness thank you very much welcome. [ cheers and applause oh, have a seat. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here guys, this is very exciting. Tonight was the season premier of bachelor in paradise. [ cheers and applause owwoo its for everyone who watched the bachelorette and thought, well, its a little too classy for me. I think i want to [ laughter ] th...

[ laughter ] the New York Times is reporting the former Vice President joe biden is trying to reduce his number of gaffes by using a teleprompter for speeches unfortunately, hes already been caught on camera massaging it. [ light laughter ] the Trump Administration has annostarting in october, immigrants applying for a green card will be subject to a wealth test it will look Something Like this [ audience ohs ] according to fact checkers, President Trump has called someone good looking or great ...

Leads the democratic primary race, despite the best efforts of this man. [ laughter ] the New York Times is reporting the former Vice President joe biden is trying to reduce his number of gaffes by using a teleprompter for speeches unfortunately, hes already been caught on camera massaging it. [ light laughter ] the Trump Administration has announced starting in october, immigrants applying for a green card will be subject to a wealth test it will look Something Like this [ audience ohs ] accord...

No you are a loser. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, trolling trump. Plus stephen welcomes Kirsten Dunst, adam devine, and lee pace, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey whoo thank you welcome one and all in here, out there, to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause you know what . You are such a good audie...

Messages as well as claims of government mismagement. The secretary of justice, wanda vazquez, will become the next governor of puerto rico. Otth in time. It could have been a death sentence. In the north bay tonight, a shocking case of animal cruelty. Two elderly horses were found abandoned in a trailer for more than 24 hours with no food or water. Abc7 News Reporter Cornell Bernard has the story. Two mares, both in their 20s are slowly recovering at this veterinarian facility with tlc and lots...

This was a major event in washington. Bars in washington, d. C. Opened very early today to host viewing parties. They started at 8 30 a. M. I know this is interesting, but if youre watching a hearing at a bar at 8 30, youre probably an alcoholic is whats going on. Is what i was up early this morning watching with my kids. They needed a break from paw patrol. I asked my 4yearold, and she said it was outside her purview and referred me to the report. Robert mueller seemed older than i expected. An...