Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs arrieta, kris brient and Anthony Rizzo from the chicago cubs for doing that cold open. cheers and applause good luck, fellas. And for allowing me to rub their bodies. laughter very fit, very fit. And you can see those guys in baseballs allstar Game Tomorrow Night on another network, that is fox. laughter see, weve been off for a week. Lets see, what happened . Im wearing new glasses. cheers and applause there you go. Thats kind of a big story. Kind of a big story. And we were on vacation. And when you go away, you always worry, did i leave the oven on . Did i lock the back door . Will the country i love appear to unravel live in front of my eyes . laughter it was a very, very rough, just tough week last week. And i dont think theres anyone, really in america, who is not feeling terrible about it right now. And im not sure that there is anything t
And a vikram yoga class. Authorities are urging those in areas where heat is intense to stay indoors, unless you have a chance to catch a wiggly tuft in your neighborhood. Then go out and get it. Its going to be 96 in philadelphia where the Democratic National convention is happening. The theme for the democrats today was, united together. Which really is the best way to be united, together. So much better than being united apart. United together it was not. Last week dnc was supposed to be the boring one. It was quite the opposite. Every time Hillary Clintons name was mentioned there were boos from Bernie Sanders fans. Some of these people are apparently unaware Bernie Sanders passed away six weeks ago. [ laughter ] even bernie had to ask his supporters to calm down. After a year of telling them not to calm down. Its like chef boyardee telling people to take it easy on the it was pretty crazy, because usually these conventions are a cheerleading event but Bernie Sanders supporters boo
And a vikram yoga class. Authorities are urging those in areas where heat is intense to stay indoors, unless you have a chance to catch a wiggly tuft in your neighborhood. Then go out and get it. Its going to be 96 in philadelphia where the Democratic National convention is happening. The theme for the democrats today was, united together. Which really is the best way to be united, together. So much better than being united apart. United together it was not. Afteth last week dnc was supposed to be the boring one. It was quite the opposite. Every time Hillary Clintons name was mentioned there were boos from Bernie Sanders fans. Some of these people are apparently unaware Bernie Sanders passed away six weeks ago. [ laughter ] even bernie had to ask his supporters to calm down. After a year of telling them not to calm down. Its like chef boyardee telling people to take it easy on the it was pretty crazy, because usually these conventions are a cheerleading event but Bernie Sanders support
To be here. Man is it hot. This whole country is like a greasedup George Foreman grill and a vikram yoga class. Authorities are urging those in areas where heat is intense to stay indoors, unless you have a chance to catch a wiggly tuft in your neighborhood. Then go out and get it. Its going to be 96 in philadelphia where the Democratic National convention is happening. The theme for the democrats today was, united together. Which really is the best way to be united, together. So much better than being united apart. United together it was not. After the Republican Convention last week dnc was supposed to be the boring one. It was quite the opposite. Every time Hillary Clintons name was mentioned there were boos from Bernie Sanders fans. Some of these people are apparently unaware Bernie Sanders passed away six weeks ago. [ laughter ] even bernie had to ask his supporters to calm down. After a year of telling them not to calm down. Its like chef boyardee telling ravioli, it doesnt work.
To be here. Man is it hot. This whole country is like a greasedup George Foreman grill and a vikram yoga class. Authorities are urging those in areas where heat is intense to stay indoors, unless you have a chance to catch a wiggly tuft in your neighborhood. Then go out and get it. Its going to be 96 in philadelphia where the Democratic National convention is happening. The theme for the democrats today was, united together. Which really is the best way to be united, together. So much better than being united apart. United together it was not. After the Republican Convention last week dnc was supposed to be the boring one. It was quite the opposite. Every time Hillary Clintons name was mentioned there were boos from Bernie Sanders fans. Some of these people are apparently unaware Bernie Sanders passed away six weeks ago. [ laughter ] even bernie had to ask his supporters to calm down. After a year of telling them not to calm down. Its like chef boyardee telling people to take it easy o