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President obama why wouldh meddling. The revelations would have guaranteed hillarys presidency. We would all be sitting at home right now, throwing up. Could our beloved obama collud colluded . Not like they were best is, more like worst is. They got along like hot sauce. Maybe, maybe this was payback for clinton sparking the birther truth, i mean rumor. To which i say, well done mr. Obama, if that is your real name. Anyway, putin denies involvement. [inaudible] so, how did cnn respond . Of of c...

Arkansas, and new jersey. they could have baseball size hail, flash flooding and tornadoes. there have been two deaths on a possible tornado, one victim was a 3-year-old girl. >> greg: the climate has truly changed. political climate that is, america. god shoot me. president trump signed an executive order nullifying president obamas climate change effort. surprise? of our mental activist hated. like michael moore, noted source of flatulence. he tweeted this, in between pies. he tweeted his stor...

Bunch of caffeine. >> greg: the thing that bothers me as starbucks is doing this out of the goodness of their heart. in a way they contributed to it because theyre one of the few companies who were getting involved in politics. to quote the symptoms, they are the solution and the problem. like alcohol. they start the problem and then say will solve it. >> i dont think people are really going to do it. remember their race together thing where they encouragepre people and customers to talk to thei...

Find more than $4000 in tax savings. visit quickbooks-dot-com. >> greg: we are running out of time. >> what you wanted to say all show but you havent had a chance of heres your chance, right now. >> by my book. [applause] im [inaudible] television for my help. >> greg: by the way, think i have about seven or eight of your books. the book that influenced me was republican party reptile. but your editor of national lampoon. i was addicted to that magazine. i have almost all the earlyth books and l...

Some payback to talk to people you might loathe and dislike. of course that is not going to lead to a civil discussion so, how about a car. >> greg: that was oprahs thing. i think that hot beverages is less wise than booze. if you throw beer on someone its kind of cool. >> it is kind of cool. first off i want to say that i i noticed people ordering skinni drinks, arent.>> you s [applause] i dont know if we need to do maybe just more than that im not that impressed with giving away coffee. i woul...

>> your comedian, your docs so. >> i dont trust anybody that clean-cut. i know you have things and freezers that are actually scratching their way to get out. >> i live in a freezer. >> thats true, alaska. ill just spell out the joke. >> greg: coming up, story so powerful s it can benchpress yor face. the president will throughout the first pitch on opening day. is he making a mistake? is he making a mistake? tyrus is investigating. [applause] i am just trying to learn as much as i can about my ...

>> yep, youre right. i just had to think about it for a minute. they are watching us. hasnt everyone had that thing where youre on the internet and an act comes up and you go there listening. sometimes its unrelated. i was online trying to buy a big truck with a lift kit in the very next day an ad for a enlargement. [laughter] >> i get it. >> and its like i dont even have my camera on. w >> imagine what pops up on anthony weiners. >> greg: im dead its tamer than what he actually asks for.: tha...

Rules that would that force intt advisors like at&t get your permission before sharing your data. stuff like your browsing history. now you see why am panicking. republicans say the repeal will level the playing field for internet providers because websites like facebook and google are doing these things. democrats say its handing over sensitive information to the highest bidder. heres massachusetts congressman. >> just last week, i bought and a war on theou internet. why should you know what si...

[applause] >> , libertarian. >> greg: they always say i dont do anything bad. >> but i do have the freedom to do so if i choose. >> greg: that is true. at any moment in time. tyrus what is your take on the event? >> and wrestling we tend to build the bad guy to beat him at the end. we really want russia to be the soviet union. we really want putin to be a fifth floor debater is coming and all of a sudden six death stars in front of america may have something to fight about. i think they finally ...

Everything else was 100% true. [applause]call >> from now on you have to call that, half a poncho and half a hoodie. >> im like a superhero. >> greg: its a strange thing. in fact that killed 50-cent career.e what is wrong with and im not going to do it? >> he had to do it. he needs to do it. its a great honor. >> what do you disagree? >> i think its good for president trumps brand for beina too busy. i am very surprised ive not seen a tweet from him yet saying obama was played all this golf, i c...