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Like a villain. There is a huge strike going on that can affect a business that is near and dear to all of us which means. There is a civil war at cinnabon and it is delicious. Greg did you think i was talking about the Writers Strike do you people even care . Missing hollywood writers is up there with missing geraldo, john lemon, and ham. What do i care. And workers at the cinnabon declared a strike and filed a civil rights complaint against their employer. The owner installed a policy banning ...

So sweden go through to face japan in the Quarter Finals whilst the four time champions are out. Us legend Megan Rapinoe missed one of the penalties in her last game before retiring. It doesnt matter if you dominate. I felt like we controlled the game, but that doesnt win games. At the end of the day, you have to put the ball in the back of the net. So, yeah, it sucks. Its tough. We finally played with a lot ofjoys and we were able to express ourselves and so proud of the group for that. I felt ...

Stepped in to show the ball had just crossed the line. Sweden go through to face japan in the quarterfinals on a full time champions in a legendary player missing one of the penalties and what was her last game before retiring. It and what was her last game before retiring. Before retiring. It doesnt matter if before retiring. It doesnt matter if you before retiring. It doesnt matter if you dominate. I j before retiring. It doesnt matter if you dominate. I felt like we controlled the game, but t...

Karachi to abbottabad. These are the latest pictures from the scene, in a remote area. Emergency workers are battling to rescue passengers trapped in at least five overturned carriages with more rescue teams deployed to the scene. An emergency has been declared in nearby hospitals including this one in nawabshah where casualties have been arriving. The Information Minister of sindh gave us more details about the crash. This train was going from karachi. And the accident happened in the between d...

Is expected to rise. The Hazara Express came off the rails near nawabshah in sindh province, as it travelled from karachi to abbottabad. Its not immediately clear what caused the derailment. These are the latest pictures from the scene, in a remote area. Emergency workers are battling to rescue passengers trapped in at least five overturned carriages, with more rescue teams deployed to the scene. An emergency has been declared in nearby hospitals, including this one in nawabshah, where casualtie...

this is "the ingraham angle" from washington tonight, the flimflam game, that is the focus of tonights "angle." all right the talking point for globalist is conservative skeptical about the mcconnells last chuck schumer dont want to solve the crisis but bowing down to donald trump who opposes it. >> it is not surprising, i guess, but i mean it is deeply cynical. people are dying and a lot of peoples lives are hanging in the balance. >> i think it is a fundamental problem with trump. it...

says initial evidence from overnight us and british air strikes in yemen suggests all intended targets were destroyed looking under way in new hampshire where nikki haley is looking to close the gap on donald trump. and oppenheimer leads the oscar nominations with 13 — but barbie�*s margot robbie and greta gerwig both miss out. to the united states now — and the people of new hampshire are voting in a primary election, with just two candidates left for the republican partys presi...

the breaking news of this historic and quite frankly damning indictment released to the public today. laying out the special counsels case against donald trump and his gross mishandling of classified documents. given that this is the first time such actions are being taken against a former president, the special counsel made sure he came prepared with the receipts. and they could not be any more incriminating. in all, the special counsel is charging trump with 37 counts. 31 of them hav...

you watching here in the united states, canada and all around the world, im kim brunhuber. ahead on "cnn newsroom," the u.s. is sending more aid and military hardware to ukraine but one key weapon isnt included. a look at how this could affect the spring offensive. plus -- surfing during a hail storm in california. some of the extreme weather hitting parts of the west. meanwhile, other places could see as much as eight feet of snow this weekend, and rising prices apparently arent goi...

its been one year of death and destruction in russias war on ukraine. ukrainian president volodymyr zelenskyy insists his country can win this war. heres what he said to troops earlier today. [ speaking non-english ] >> translator: it depends entirely on you whether we all survive or whether ukraine survives. every day, every hour depends on you, the ukrainian soldier. you are our most important person who is standing and thanks to whom millions of ukrainians are standing and thanks to...