Darrell Hazel News Today

As I struggled to get the student section wristband off my wrist, annoyed by Purdue’s trademarked ability to lose after leading at the half, two things were on my mind.

And other things, like "How much Malort to make Iowa-Rutgers watchable?", "Should Urban Meyer be Nebraska’s coach?", "Who’s got the best state outline for a helmet?" and more:

How can Jason Garrett get the rookie involved?