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From work last night to find this hanging on his door. This is another ad for mike bloomberg. Even his ads are too short to reach above the doorknob. Mike bloomberg has poured more than 500 million of his own money into this campaign. If he didnt have a good night tonight, he basically spent the cost of an avatar movie to find out nobody likes him. He did win he won American Samoa today, the election there. Biden won North Carolina and virginia. Bernie took vermont and expected is win california...

Payin for my sins and it sure feels great make, make it right make, make it right from Comedy Central hes world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Thank you so much for coming out. Take a seat, lets make a show, im trevor noah. We have two guests joining us tonight. First here to talk about new york citys response to the coronavirus, ma...

By the way, this is my little sister valerie, and im jills husband. Oh, no. They witched on me. This is my wife, this is my sister. They switched on me. Jimmy i hope they dont mix up the hotel room keys, because oh, boy. It was a shocker of the day for bernie sanders. The bottom fell out. The biggest take away was a lot of people waited until the last second to decide, it was like a wedding ceremony on love is blind. In california, lines were, some voters here in los angeles waited three hours t...

Coronavirus, mayor bill de blasio is joining us, everybody. applause and then, then were going to be joined by the star of the new show dave, lil dicky is here. Also on tonights episode, Bernie Sanders isnt going anywhere. Toilet paper could get you killed and joe biden is sick of your shit. So lets catch up on todays headlines. All right, so look, normally we would catch up on all of the headlines from around the world. You know, maybe we what talk about Harvey Weinstein getting 23 areas in pri...

[ laughter ] for me the biggest takeaway on election day is how can anybody possibly have such a clean garage . I dont understand it. I go into these old peoples homes, and i think wheres your stuff . California has more delegates than any state. And i dont know if it was like this where you live, but we have been overwhelmed by advertising, mostly from mike bloomberg. The amount of mail weve been getting from mike bloomberg, its unbelievable. He is the Bed Bath Beyond of candidates. One of our ...

Are struggling to get what they need. The secretary of health and Human Services is here live with answers. In italy, a health care crisis. Icus overflowing. Hospitals building tents outside their doors to treat patients as police are now enforcing the countrys massive lockdown in the race to contain the outbreak. Also this morning, bidens big win. The former Vice President takes a commanding lead in the race for the democratic nomination racking up huge victories over Bernie Sanders in michigan...

Dead. Super tuesday was like Easter Sunday for joe biden who staged the biggest come back since Robert Downey jr. He won ten states, including texas and massachusetts where he wasnt expected to do well. He now has more delegates than any democrat and biden revealed he is also the banana on the masked singer, so thats, it wasnt all great news for yoe. Immedia the very first moment of his celebration speech was marred by this. They dont call it super tuesday for nothing by the way, this is my litt...

Coronavirus is up. This planet is going to pure l n a handbasket. They just identified this new case of coronavirus in the state of california. And its curious, because the person who got it didnt go anywhere or come into contact with anyone who went to one of these travel hotspots. Last night i ordered post mates, and before i let him in i made the delivery guy spray himself down with the hose. Theyve deployed Remote Control tanks in china that shoot disinfectant onto the citizenry. That should...

This planet is going to purel in a handbasket. So they just identified the first case of this new coronavirus here in the state of california, and its mysterious, because the person who got it didnt go anywhere or come into contact with anyone who traveled from one of these viral hotspots overseas. Last night i ordered post mates, and before i opened the door i made the delivery guy spray himself down with the hose. This is how theyre cracking down on the virus in had china. Theyve deployed Remo...

Joined by the star of the new show dave, lil dicky is here. Also on tonights episode, Bernie Sanders isnt going anywhere. Toilet paper could get you killed and joe biden is sick of your shit. So lets catch up on todays headlines. All right, so look, normally we would catch up on all of the headlines from around the world. You know, maybe we what talk about Harvey Weinstein getting 23 areas in prison. cheers and applause we can talk about the Supreme Court for giving President Trump a victory on ...