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[bleep] when he accused border patrol agents out of whipping illegal immigrants. those were the actual words. total [bleep]. the head of the border patrol announcing the results of their absurd months long investigation into an incident that both the dems and the media use to demonize innocent agents. >> after an extensive review, the u.s. attorney issued their decision not to prosecute the case. opr found no evidence border patrol agents involved in this incident struck any person wit...

[bleep] when he accused border patrol agents out of whipping illegal immigrants. those were the actual words. total [bleep]. the head of the border patrol announcing the results of their absurd months long investigation into an incident that both the dems and the media use to demonize innocent agents. >> after an extensive review, the u.s. attorney issued their decision not to prosecute the case. opr found no evidence border patrol agents involved in this incident struck any person wit...

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Al Roker from NBC's 'TODAY' Show broadcasted live from Detroit this morning. But he wasn't just here for the weather. He was also there for two tasty reasons.

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Mueller investigation is upsetting actual witches. the witch community furious with the president and dare we say flying off the broom handle. many complaining trump is demonizing and marginalizing the so-called minority group by bringing up its painful history. juan, they witches are saying there was a time in political history when we were hunted down. we were killed were being witches. this is bring up a painful memory. do they have a point? >> juan: i dont -- i didnt -- i dont -- [laughter] ...