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The “dreadful beasts, grinning knowingly,” have a message for evolutionists: “no further in this direction!”

Although Mystery Science Theater 3000 was dedicated to making fun of bad movies, not all the movies the show featured were truly awful. Many were merely crappy, but some of them were so ineptly made, so heinous, so unwatchable that trying to imagine viewing them without Joel, Mike and the ’Bots is terrifying. Here are the most wretched movies they had to sit through—and no, Manos: The Hands of Fate is not #1. 19) Robot Monster Perhaps the B-est “B movie” ever made, Robot Monster soun...