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So if youre an undecided voter who did not watch, just trust me, it is 2 and 0. Even though, even though, folks, the night was clearly stacked against mitt. After that first debate debacle, barack obama had definitely won the low expectations game. For obama the bar is rather low, compared to the first debate all he has to do is string a few sentences together, coherently to make eye contact with a single extentient human and show the slightest animation in his face. Colbert Charles Kraut hammer...

challenge. >> we are told that they have practiced to such a level of detail that he even was preparing how he sits and there is a good reason for that. he is going to be sitting on a bar stool and mitt romney is a mormon, so he doesnt spend a lot of time on bar stools, according to his aides, because he doesnt drink. >> colbert: yes. that is true. that is true. you should know that. only people who drink know how to sit on stools. thats why, whenever you see someone successfully sitti...

me, it is 2 and 0. even though, even though, folks, the night was clearly stacked against mitt. after that first debate debacle, barack obama had definitely won the low expectations game. >> for obama the bar is rather low, compared to the first debate all he has to do is string a few sentences together, coherently to make eye contact with a single extentient human and show the slightest animation in his face. >> colbert: charles kraut hammer is right, low bar, obamas last debate perfo...

stool, that is your designated driver. and that is why last nights debate, i have to tell you, i mean, it was such a challenge for mitt. lack of stool experience. i mean, where would mitt have seen one? his kitchen counter? everyone knows the romney family eats standing at podiums. but once mitt managed to dock his butt with the international stool station, just like that, oh, then, then the candidates took their gloves off and everybody knows it. >> fight night at hofstra, a heated sh...